Fuglena Gomez


You can just see the wheels turning in poor Selena’s head.

“This seemed like such a good idea when they said they were costuming me for a remake of the seminal Esther Williams film Million Dollar Mermaid and I was wearing this to descend into a pool, singing, hanging onto a trapeze. But for the launch of my new perfume…let’s just say I have concerns. A cardigan doesn’t fix EVERYTHING, you guys. At least let me sign these perfume bottles out by the pool.”

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  1. Mouse
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    Her legs look ridiculously long!

  2. Lina
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    I have concerns.

  3. sarah
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    I know she’s technically a grown up and if I had those legs I’d definitely be showing them off, but her face looks about 11 and this picture. It’s not super comfortable.

    • Krusticle
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      I had the same thought! Such a grown-up body with such a baby face.

      • Kristina
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        I’d be all, pity the girl but I’m a 32 year old with the same baby cheeks I was born with, so I kind of feel for Selena here. Except I don’t have those legs. So keep trucking, kid. And stay away from excessive eyeliner because it does not work.

        • Kat
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          Agreed, legs for daaaaays, and a baby face! I have the same problem though… I always get carded multiple times at bars. But hey, eyeliner does help me! Not excessive, but just a nice thick line on the top does help.

      • Conchobara
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        The picture looks photoshopped! Like someone took a picture of some model (hence the long legs) and pasted SelGo’s head on there!

  4. val.
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    The outfit is dumb but if I were 19, I might wear it too if it made me legs look that good!

  5. Amber
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    Her legs and face look amazing! The rest…not so much. (I mean her outfit, not so much. The rest of her body is fine).

  6. anny
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    Uncomfortable? The shorts look like they’re made out of swimming cap, and the rise is about 18x the length of the inseam. I hope for her own comfort she wore her cotton Hanes.

  7. Halo
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    As usual, I’m the anomaly around here because I really like the high-waist shorts on slender folks like Gomez here. I much prefer exposed upper midriff to the lower midriff that horrified me so much in the early-mid 2000s. The only quibble I have with this getup is the pastel and the pattern. The fit is fine.

    • Claire L1
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      No, I’m kind of with you on it. However, I tend to adore more retro-y pieces anyway. I don’t think this is the right event for this outfit and I’d like to see it with some sandals and get rid of the cardigan and somewhere a little more casual. But the outfit, standing alone, is pretty darn cute.

      • pinkcheese
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        I like a retro look, too, but she needed another inch or so in length. Downward length, that is. (Does that even make sense?)

        • Claire L1
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          Makes perfect sense…. I agree….but that alone isn’t enough for me to hate on it…but you’re right, it would add some balance

    • Beth C.
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      I kinda like the shorts too, but it’s the overall proportions that are off- the bandeau just looks weird and teeny in contrast and the cardigan just breaks the lines in a really weird way. Now, if she had worn a cute, tucked in lavender tank or cap sleeve top? I think it would have been adorable and given her the retro/leggy look she was aiming for.

      • RobynC
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        Yes I don’t know if I could love the high waist no matter what, but it’s the teeny bandeau that really makes it extra bad. It just looks very odd.

  8. Shiitake
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    Too bad outfits like this never see the beach.

  9. witjunkie
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    I like this – she’s exactly the person who should be wearing this, thin, long, tan, young…an inch or two longer on the shorts wouldn’t have ruined anything, especially if they continued sort of retro-ly a-line, but even as it is, it’s pretty darn cute.

  10. vandalfan
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    Bad Pants Club, charter member.

  11. Dave
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    My 74-year-old mother just called asking for her underwear back.

  12. Cletus Buckaloo
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    Sing it with me now, swaying to the bossa nova beat…..tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl who does the Bieber goes walking, and when she passes each one she passes goes “dang, them are some short shorts girl”.

  13. CJ
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    I like it from the waist down. Her legs look fab. I know people tend to hate nude shoes but I actually like those.

  14. TaraMisu
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    Those legs!!! But I have to fug the outfit, I detest high waisted anything. And what’s with the cardigan?

  15. gracie
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    Her legs look amazing! This is why I like neutral color shoes–it elongates her legs even more. I think Selena’s so pretty and young that I’m not that as offended by this fug as I would be on someone else.

  16. mary lou bethune
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    Think how pretty she would have looked with a summer dress.
    As it is, you don’t see the girl/woman.. you see a mistake.

  17. sacchrainkiss
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    Wow, It makes her legs look ten miles long, whilst simultaneously making her torso look incredibly short. I’m not incensed by the high-waistedness of the shorts, more by the pattern and the fact that she’s wearing them with what amounts to a bra.

  18. Mahastee
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    I think she looks fab. Seriously. The shoes are boring, but I guess the point of them is to be unobtrusive. The rest is fab and I can’t help it, I even love the starfish print.

    I would love to see that jacket (or is it a cardie?) somewhere else. Like my place.

  19. The Other Molly
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    I keep leaving this site for a while, then coming back, hoping the nude shoes thing has vanished.
    Alas, it is still here.
    There has never been a fuglier, more boring, bland color to adorn women’s feet.

  20. jlj
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    You know, I wouldn’t hate this if it weren’t a print with starfish and shells on it. Perhaps if it were all white? She’s young and has a terrific figure. Her legs go on for days. That’s all good, really.

    But, the pattern is really stupid and makes me think of cheesy gift shops near the beach.

  21. Kit
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    But the good thing is, for such a teeny tiny little person, her legs look like they go on for days and days…

  22. Caroleena Stantonova
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    I read one of the turning wheels in her read and pleading was involved: “Beam me up NOW, Scotty!”

  23. Claire L1
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    Does the starfish remind anyone else of the shorts that Baby’s sister wore when she was rehearsing for the talent show?…just a few inches over and it would have been the fish.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlT35Ote09c

  24. Kim
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    well, if I were 19 like her, I would definitely try on different things. Besides, she looks cool in that!

  25. May!
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    As a guy once said to my friend whilst passing us in a night club “DAMN GIRRRL, YOU GOT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS!”

  26. TonyG
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    It’s summer, crazy hot in NYC. She looks fashionable, sensible, for 80+ degrees and crazy humidity. Plus, she’s just out of her teens and going for the teen girl market here. Everything makes sense here. Carry on, Selena.

  27. Sajorina
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    Did she think she was going to a luau at Macy’s? Anyway, she should wear those shoes with short everything from now on ’cause damn legs look GOOOOOOOOD!!!

  28. Guerra
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    She looks hot! I wish it was all white but still a hottie!

  29. Christina
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    I actually really like this on her – she’s the right age and the colours go great with her tan, plus, her legs really do look amazing.

  30. Lisa
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    It’s Lisa from Dirty Dancing

    • Lisa
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      Right at the end when she was practicing her dance Hula Hana

      • Claire L1
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        LOL! Just a few above I posted a link to that scene!! The Fug readers are all sharing a brain!

  31. Susan
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    She looks great.

  32. Cranky Old Batt
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    ITA with the squicky feeling looking at a little kid’s face on a Victoria’s Secret model body. (Well at least from the waist down.) The high waist shorts should be burned. She has killer legs, so I don’t fault her for showing them off, just the shorts go way too high up her torso and give her weird assed proportions.

  33. Glee
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    I’d feel so much better about the whole situation if she wasn’t dating the Biebster. I don’t know why. Maybe because he could pull off this outfit better?

  34. ML
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    I think Saundra Santiago was forced into one of these on an episode of “Miami Vice” when she was trying to bust johns on the street while Crockett and Tubbs waited around the corner in the sweet ride to roll up and make the arrests.