You can just see the wheels turning in poor Selena’s head.
“This seemed like such a good idea when they said they were costuming me for a remake of the seminal Esther Williams film Million Dollar Mermaid and I was wearing this to descend into a pool, singing, hanging onto a trapeze. But for the launch of my new perfume…let’s just say I have concerns. A cardigan doesn’t fix EVERYTHING, you guys. At least let me sign these perfume bottles out by the pool.”