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Why is Stella McCartney the WORST?

The sad thing is, this isn’t as bad as some of her recent (and former) offenses, but still. Look at it. And further: If you are the DESIGNER and you can’t even make your clothes fit nor flatter YOUR OWN SELF, why does anyone else trust you? What grisly naked pictures of which celebrities are tucked away in her office safe?

[Photo: WENN]

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Comments (34):

  1. Margot

    Yikes. Baggy, waaaay too long, frumpy, and why does she always look like she never combs her hair or wears makeup? Get it together, girl!

  2. ringthing

    Most Halloween costumes I saw this year were more flattering than this. Are there no mirrors in her studio? or house?

  3. Miriam

    Clearly she is doing this baggy, non-fitting thing on purpose, but why? Trend-setting? A joke on the universe? To see if she can? She is not blind so maybe she is fooling with us all. And them all who buy and wear these horrors.

    • amys

      Do you think she might have some sort of dysmorphia where what *she* sees isn’t what the rest of us are seeing? “Like, wow, I look really bangin’ in this whole body poncho and even better in these droopy-crotched pants! Let’s just remember who my pop is and keep silent about my actual talent inability to dress another human being in a meaningful, flattering way. Thanks!” I mean, I’m sure she’s a delightful and interesting person, but she is not a talented designer, IMO.

  4. Bella

    Ghastly, as usual. Why does she look like some throw back to the hippie/drug era encased in wedding wrapping paper?

    • Scouse Helen

      My first thought was, “she looks like a member of the Manson family”, so we’re on the same page.

  5. Eliza Bennett

    REDRUM. she looks like a creepy twin from The Shining.

  6. Seamus McBoogie

    She is always mess (even worse is when she pulls her hair really tight off her face – Stella you don’t have the bone structure/face shape to pull that look off – sorry) and her designs are ugly and unflattering on everyone. I can’t understand why anyone would buy them. Most of them look like rip-offs from styles from the 80′s – horible then, still horrible when recycled 30 years later.

  7. AndersonicTK421

    A thousand “huzzahs!” to this sentiment. I recall, with my wizened old eye, when she was a new designer of interesting, if not always appealing, clothes. Her continued eminence in the field can only be attributed, I feel, to her ability to garner celebrity clients (brainwashing or blackmail – it matters not), and the “It” status her pedigree affords her.
    Terrible hair, too. Can we sidebar address the propensity among the rich-enough-to-do-something-about-it for TERRIBLE HAIR?

  8. Siobhán

    Even as pyjamas I’d only wear the pants with a black shirt. Both patterned pieces together would be a very effective contraceptive.

    Maybe that’s why SHE wears it too? (she has 4 kids…)

  9. Stefanie

    I wish my daddy could buy me a career.

    The least she could do is fix her damn hair and makeup if she’s going to seen in that ugly ass shit she designs.

  10. Krusticle

    Brothel curtains.

  11. Art Eclectic

    Stella McCarthy strikes me as a woman who is at war with her own body. She hides it in shapeless bags, never revealing actual form.

  12. Jenna

    “What grisly naked pictures of which celebrities are tucked away in her office safe?”

    Her dad? Eurgh. I think I just made myself barf.

  13. witjunkie

    Isn’t this the same elastic waist, hanging crotch ensemble she’s worn the last few times we’ve seen her? In different prints? She is really trying to make this happen. Maybe it’s a bet. “I’ll see your sheer overskirt and raise you sloppy separates in shiny polyester.”

  14. TereLiz

    This supports my theory that no one looks as good in gray as they think they do.

    Also: Hairbrush. Look into buying one. If you can’t afford a hairbrush since you’ve obviously been giving out more free clothes than selling them, why not ask daddy for one for Xmas?

  15. Ladyblahblah

    Maybe she’s strung out? At least that would be an excuse. Perhaps she’s wearing all of these outfits on a very long last bender on the way to Passages.

  16. Evalyn

    Last time we saw her it was the same outfit, different color. No improvement.

  17. Art Eclectic

    Well, I suppose if Hef can wander around in his bathrobe all day then Stella can wander around in her PJ’s all day and call it art.

  18. BrownEyedBetty

    No surprise here. Her ability to plumb new depths in Fug are astounding. She looks like she’s about to throw up. I see a heavy dose of Fug Madness in Stella’s future….. oh yeah!

  19. Pip

    Same thing, different pattern.. Still ugly

  20. anny

    Perhaps she’s joined some Cult of the Shapeless Garb where personal grooming is frowned upon. Otherwise I cannot account for it.

  21. anonymoose

    hmmm…fug, and looking so darn smug about it, too!

  22. Lily1214

    Stella never improves.

  23. Helen

    Clearly, this is not in fact Stella McCartney. This is a depressed teenager whose mother made her go to school in her pajamas because she wouldn’t change out of them at home.

    And I’m sticking to that until she at least gets a haircut.

  24. ML

    Sorry, y’all, but I have to give mega-props to anyone who can take fleabag motel bedsheets and turn them into ready-to-wear. #thepowerofpositivethinking

  25. ib

    She is on drugs and her clients too, so they are under undue influence when they buy her stuff. But it is OK because daddy reimburses them when they wake up the next day (week).

  26. Pattypuff

    Her designs are routinely crap. She’s only allowed to sell them because of her name.

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  28. Tamburlaine

    That print is really pretty, and it deserves much better than the use to which McCartney has put it.

  29. ChaChaHeels

    I’ve waited a long time to say this, but it’s good to know that on any given day, even when I’m just going to lounge around my house in slippers and sleepwear and a blanket, I look more presentable than a “fashion designer”. If that fashion designer is Stella McC.

  30. Franziska

    What’s wrong with hemming trousers? It’s a real pet peeve of mine.

  31. Shelly

    My 7 year old son walked up and saw Stella and asked if she was going to jail :D