Fugic Mike

Cody Horn here — who is an actress in Magic Mike, and also, interestingly, the daughter of the president of the movie’s distributor, Warner Bros., not that it necessarily has to mean anything (although as Brooke Berlin would say, “There are two kinds of actors in this town: nepotists and the unemployed”) — has on the same shoes Emma Stone just wore.

However, she does not have on the same anything ELSE Emma Stone just wore. Which is fortunate. For Emma.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (29):

  1. Willow

    is it a dress or are those lace shorts? They seem awfully fitted to her legs to be a dress.

    • LoriK

      I’m pretty sure that they’re yet another version of the taps pants masquerading as shorts that are, for some reason, showing up everywhere these days. That trend needs to die yesterday.

      • ChaChaHeels

        That, and the trend of the plastic Louboutin pumps she’s wearing as well. They’re everywhere, like every starlet has been issued a pair and ordered to wear them whether she likes it or not. I guess they’re this season’s ubiquitous beige plastic platform pump.

  2. Annie E

    Lingerie with a blazer over it. Yipes.

  3. Anj

    I know this is way short and I would never wear this on the street, but I like this- minus the corset and hair though.

  4. Laucie

    Bustier + tap pants + bed-head + blazer = firedrill at midnight. (No explanation for the shoes, though.)

  5. TaraMisu

    Ugh those shoes!!! Go away.

    Yeah… I got nothin’ else.

  6. Ines

    her legs are distracting me from “judging correctly”

  7. McLisa

    What is this? I don’t understand any of it. Please BURN THOSE SHOES.

  8. Franziska

    How do you walk in those shoes?

  9. Jane

    I went to high school with her, and thankfully, she dressed better and more appropriately then. She still was insanely beautiful, the bitch.

  10. mochaleet

    Why does every single thing have to be see through? Why bother wearing clothes?

  11. devopet

    OMG – she looks like she’s a horrible actress in the ads – I kept wondering why on earth she was hired.

    I feel like we now need to specify that see-through lace/anything is not pants.

  12. Clarence Beeks

    I have no idea who she is, and that is a horrible outfit. But she has beautiful legs.

  13. Kara

    She has great legs but this is NOT the way to show them off. She looks like she just got out of bed and threw on a blazer and those shoes to go out. If the lace shorts (!) had been a miniskirt and an inch longer, it would be fine. (I have nothing to say about the blazer over the bustier, though.)

  14. Aria

    I don’t actually hate the shorts. But I hate everything else about it.

  15. Jules

    She looks so utterly perplexed in that photo. Almost stunned. A recent head injury would explain that outfit, though,

  16. Hotpasta

    Does she understand that just because this is a move about strippers it doesn’t mean she needs to dress like she’s going to a formal interview at a strip club?

  17. Claire L1

    I want those tap pants so bad…. and I swear I won’t wear them outside my boudoir. I swear it….

  18. Linda

    Every time I see her (which is WAY too much) I think it’s that actress Ed Burns dated during his Brothers MacMullen period. She’s got the same blank look on her face.

  19. vandalfan

    It’s what a lady of the night wears to walk to the paddy wagon after a gentleman John lends her his jacket when the cops burst through the door of the bordello.

  20. witjunkie

    She looks like she has KStew Syndrome…it must be that these Children of Hollywood Industry grow up around showbiz and to them a red carpet is just another chore. There’s no glamour in it for them. There’s no, “Finally I’m here! I’m taking Hollywood by a storm!” These kids are like, yeah whatever. Seen it.

  21. Shiitake

    Hated it!

  22. caroline

    arigula said that, not brooke.
    wow…i feel like the ultimate knowitall and the ultimate fan…

  23. CAF

    Her legs are killing me in a good way, but those tap pants and the bustier? Not so much.