Fuggy Sevinfug


These photos might be the best thing that will happen to me all week, and yes, that INCLUDES our scheduled visit to the same high school in Torrance where they shot Beverly Hills, 90210, and Buffy. Because LOOK AT CHLOE SEVIGNY. And the rest of her outfit is just as cracked. It’s like a magical gift from the cosmos, reminding us that even as one Fug Madness is ending, another has already sort of begun.

[Photos: WENN]

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  1. Edan
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    …the f**k??
    I am speechless.

  2. laura
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    clearly someone found out that she wasn’t going to make it to the finals and is determined to go all the way in 2013…

  3. Stefanie
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    I hate to be a downer, but she totally looks like shes on something.

    Then again, maybe popping a downer is what led to this glorious…out…fit…

    • Nancy C
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      The first thing I thought was that she looks so stoned. Does anyone make that kind of face normally?

      • Anne
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        This is how my face looks in all photos, and I swear I haven’t been stoned for at least ten years… I feel your pain Chloe (the clothes however is all your own damn fault).

  4. Mariela
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    The hair made me think of Meg Ryan, the TopGun years.

    The outfit looks like “When Ross-Dress-For-Less attacks”.

  5. Heron
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    Granted that is one dreadful haircut, but I’m thinking she actually looks nicer with shorter hair.

  6. Eliza Bennett
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    That is all HIDEOUS. I love it. Those shoes alone make me want to die, and then SKIRT WHAT.

  7. CJ
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    It’s all so putrid, I can’t stop looking at it.

  8. val.
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    I actually like the skirt. I do. I can’t help it. But not with that top. And not those shoes, either.

  9. Kendra
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    Fashion DOESN’T CARE about YOU SEVINFUG. NO MORE. NO.

  10. MelissaW
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    That is almost NSFW! (gotta say, though – I like this hair color better than that odd caramel brown helmet she was sporting).

    Ugh, those shoes look like hooves

  11. Wren
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    I’m with you in that the shirt is kind of cool. But yes, deployed in an awful way. Can someone just for once say “Hey, I have this cool shirt. Maybe I’ll wear it with a nice fitting pair of jeans and decent shoes and let it just remain being cool.”

    Anyone else thinking she’s looking like Edie Falco?

  12. vandalfan
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    OK, her shorter hair is better. But Back In The Day, clothing had practical function: Shoes were meant to stay on your feet. Blouses were made to cover up undergarments. Makeup was created to enhance one’s best features.

  13. petesmom
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    As awful as that hair is …. I have to say I think it is an improvement

  14. lisas
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    I love the short hair, and i would definitely wear that shirt with a nice camisole underneath because I am not a bra-out kind of gal. The rest of the outfit can only be improved by the swift and merciless application of a flamethrower.

    • Halo
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      I love the hair, too, and it’s just too bad she’s sporting drunkface under it. The outfit is terrible, though I think the individual pieces could work with other things. Except for the horrible, horrible clogs.

  15. Trace
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    At least the bangs situation is under control. And honestly the blue color kind of works on her.

  16. Sandra
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    I think she’s got a strong recruitment class signed up and is prepping for a serious run at the title in ’13!. She’s the Calipari of Fug!

  17. Libby
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    Oh, honey, you haven’t been young enough to pull this off for years.
    You are old enough (even if you’re not sober enough) to know better!

  18. bdaiss
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    Put a black camisole under the shirt, swap the bandana skirt for a black pencil skirt and I think I’d love it. I even might like the shoes. *ducks*

  19. Debbie Thomas
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    Hahahahahaa…oh my…I think that’s the best post you’ve ever written. So funny.

  20. Dazie
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    She’s auditioning for “The Life and Fug Times of Courtney Love”

  21. annmartina
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    AND she’s rocking her “Pretty in Pink” James Spader expression

  22. Indiana Douche
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    She’s standing in front of a sign that has the word “fashion” in it. I don’t think it means what she thinks it means.

    And Torrance High is a great place to visit! Even if it did get all blown up in Buffy!

  23. Willow
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    at least is doesn’t look like she stole her hair from an 18th century bard.

    However the rest looks like it was stolen from Stella McCartney and then mutilated by the same person that caused The Lace Pants of Hell.

  24. Katie Lynn
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    I…do not understand the appeal of Chloe. I do not think she is pretty. She kind of has horse face, and I feel bad for thinking it. And she always looks so SULLEN. She looks really pretty in the photo where she smiles! Why doesn’t she do more of THAT?!

    Also, her bad haircut is an improvement on the terrible haircut she had before. And the color, because her face and hair were basically the same shade. So definite props for improvement. No comment on the clothes…I have not idea what is going on there.

    • Sajorina
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      She’s a very good actress and if you see the episode of “Will & Grace”, where she guest starred, you’ll be amazed at how pretty she is and how great she can look!

  25. Sara Benentt
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    Somebody said Pretty In Pink and that just nails it – if I’d seen her walking down the hall in my junior high in 1985, I would have thought her outfit was sooooo cool.

    Now, no.

  26. Donna
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    Stay off the drugs, kids.

  27. K
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    do we suddenly live in a world where a see-through top over a see-through bra makes an outfit actually not see-through anymore?!

  28. Katharine
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    I could almost see this working, in a kind of edgy semi-retro way, if only maybe she had gone with a nice harder-edged rocker “bralette” under the top instead of the lace — AND if maybe the skirt wasn’t challenging the top to a Duel of the Blues. But the aqua with the steel blue is hurting my soul.

  29. kat
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    Do you ever think she does this, purposefully, for the Fug Girls? I do. ;)

  30. Amanda in Austin
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    Girl has started her run at 2013!!!

  31. Mahastee
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    Hey, at least Sunnydale High was on a HELLMOUTH. What is Sevfuggy’s excuse?

  32. Elin
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    Skirt and shoes – awful. The shirt could have been nice with something better under it. And maybe skinny jeans.

    Also…that bra is transparent. I’m pretty sure we’re seeing…well everything in that closeup.

  33. Kimberli
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    I actually like her hair. It could be because of how it was before, but at least she doesn’t look like a manly spinster anymore.

  34. pamela
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    Amazingly, I saw a woman at a restaurant yesterday with the same net top/bra combination, albeit with jeans. The men could NOT stop looking at her….

  35. Barb Dwyer
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    I’m afraid fashion does NOT care for Chloe. I cannot see what others see in her and this is not helping.

  36. Sajorina
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    OMG, WTF is wrong with this woman?! It is horrifying, though extremely amusing… CHLOE WHAT!

    • Sajorina
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      I can actually imagine GFY Heather looking at these pictures, beaming with glee, holding her laptop close to her bosom and slow dancing with it while singing to the tune of Firehouse “I finally found the FUG of a lifetime…”!

      • LibraryChick
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        @Sajorina, I wonder if that ritual would be better for a future “Wedding Fug Day” where we could scrutinize fug celebrity bride/groom attire once annually (let’s say a day in June). We could treat it more like the best dressed/worst dressed wrap-up polls for the major awards shows.

  37. Alexandra Donald
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    I know, I know, I KNOW. But I can’t help but love The Sev. I wouldn’t be surprised if she put this look together in order to mess with the GFY heads! She always gets a pass from me, even with this kind of cracked out fuggery.

  38. Lina
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    All I see is a train wreck.

  39. Shiitake
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    It looks like she sustained a head injury during re-entry into earth’s atmosphere.

  40. Kat
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    But look how happy and well she looks in that last photograph. Almost – glowing. Is there something we’re not being told yet?

  41. Elissa
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    She is a treasure.

  42. The Fugger
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    someone’s mad that they got bounced by a Peldashian.

    Please keep this up, Sefugny. Hell, work with Opening Ceremony again. At this rate, you might just get the #1 overall seed for 2013 (and in a year that’s already seen Adrienne Bailon’s cooter, that’s quite an accomplishment).

  43. Maria
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    Somehow every time I see a photo of Chloe Sevigny I feel like it’s blurry. Which makes it really hard for me to evaluate anything about her. I know she is supposed to be a Good Actress and for some reason I feel much more reluctant to criticize her than other fuggers. I don’t know why.

    Anyway, the outfit is awful and the haircut is awful.

  44. Giulia B.
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    She is so obviously doing it on purpose that this only makes me love her more.

  45. katkin74
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    It never helps her that she looks like the just hit the bong on her way in. Maybe like Drunkface, we could call her Bongface. OMG, is it Friday yet?

    • ML
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      After seeing this, I’d SWEAR the birds are chirping a little more chirpier and the sun is shining a little more shinier!

  46. jlj
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    You know, the clothes are bad, but worse, in my opinion is the hair. She can change the clothes immediately. But, it looks like her stylist just threw the scissors down and said, “Let’s chew this hair into a style!!”

  47. Celeste
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    And SHE’s not in the finals? Something ain’t right.

  48. Lily1214
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    Drunk, maybe?

  49. janey
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    And this is why you never ever dress yourself when you’re high as f*ck.

  50. westie
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    she looks like she just got off the set of KIDS.

  51. Carrie
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    SPAM!!!