Fuggy BlahBlah


I hope those are coming from where we’re meant to think they are, if only because SURELY that will backfire on her in splendid fashion.

[Photos: WENN]

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  1. Ruth
    +49

    Why is Elton John wearing a bubble machine in the first pic?

    • Jill
      +9

      HAHAHA! I had to go back and look at it again….she really does look like Elton John. The difference for me is that he is a Legend and I love his music.

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    •  Christa
      +8

      To me, she seems to morphing into Penny Marshall.

  2. Deborah Stultz
    +21

    I think this is one of the rare instances where someone does NOT look hotter in sunglasses.

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +6

      She just loves that round shape, but it doesn’t suit her at all.

  3. Erin
    +1

    Though I understand that the object her outfits is not necessarily to flatter her figure, the fit of the clothes in this round of Gaga is often not good (slides 2 & 4). I’d say it lessens the artistic statement, but perhaps it’s intentional?

    See also: http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Lady+Gaga+Lady+Gaga+Rocks+Black+Leather+Jumpsuit+U7qToBfUw8Zl.jpg

  4. qwertygirl
    +21

    Oh for god’s sake, Stefani. I thought we were past this.

  5. Alicia
    +1

    The one where she looks like Marilyn Manson – is that related to Selena Gomez’s frock from the other day?

    • ericajenine
      0

      Yes, they are both Versace. The bra GaGa is wearing is the same that was peek a boo under Selena’s dress.

  6. Molly
    +14

    I am always impressed(?) by the hairlessness of celebrities. How do they do that?

    • Stefanie
      +1

      Seriously!

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +3

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        +7

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            +2

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  7. Big Noise
    +13

    I wish that for just one day, she would dress normally — like a sweater set and a cute skirt, with nice shoes, her own hair, makeup — and just blow everyone’s mind. These looks just wear me out.

    • qwertygirl
      +5

      Well, to be fair, there was this:

      http://gofugyourself.com/well-played-lady-gaga-09-2011

      Yes, the sunglasses were a bit much, and yeah, in the second picture she’s back to the same shenannigans, but really in the first picture she looks semi-normal. Except for the sunglasses inside at what is no doubt an evening event. Never mind. Forget I said anything.

  8. Stefanie
    +12

    Eh. Boring. Call me when she shows up appropriately dressed and wearing ballet flats.

  9. Kris
    +7

    I prefer to think that the first picture is a tribute to the “female ninja magic: vagina bubbles from hell!” scene in Female Ninjas 3: The Magic Chronicles. If Gaga did that, I’d actually be impressed. As it is, I think she’s just gone out the other side of weird into “meh”.

    P.S. If you’re curious, there’s a clip here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcYv3SkBlc4 . It is mildly NSFW and majorly Not Safe For Mental Stability.

  10. Neil
    +2

    Yawn.

  11. Heather
    +7

    Are those the lampshade-things that dogs wear after surgery?

  12. linda
    +24

    It must be so exhausting being her all the time.

  13. Jo
    +4

    Hiow cute is her face and bob on the last photo? I didn’t scroll down cause you know, I’m at work.

    • Jules
      +1

      I love that bob on her. I’m guessing that’s her real hair. She should go with it more often.

  14. Sandra
    +18

    If she has something to say, couldn’t she just write a song about it? People do, I’m told.

  15. Maria L.
    +13

    She has now become a parody of herself, and not a very clever one at that. At this point, it’s just reeking of attention desperation and that is never attractive or whimsical.

  16. Mouse
    +2

    Slide 4 – did she purposely set out to look like The Baroness from GI Joe?

    (http://comicbooks.about.com/od/comicmovies/ig/GI-Joe–Rise-of-Cobra-Gallery/GI-Joe-Movie—The-Baroness.htm)

  17. Vandalfan
    0

    So that’s her latest schtick- shooting bubble out of her … I like the little “Meg Ryan” blonde wig, though.

  18. Bebe
    +14

    Ha ha ha ha ha, PIG SNOUT.

    Also, that last image had me squinting and leaning toward the computer screen and mumbling, what is UP with her nipples?! Are those nipple shield stickers or does she have areolae of unusual size? And THAT made me think of the ROUSes from The Princess Bride. And now Lada Gaga’s nipples are forever linked to enormous rodents in my mind.

    So, um, thanks for that.

  19. Bianca
    +7

    Is she wearing Luna Lovegood’s Spectrespects in slide 4? I think it’s too late, her brain already went fuzzy.

  20. luvthefuggers
    +6

    I wonder what she does with all of this crap when she’s worn it once.

  21. Analee
    +3

    Le sigh… I’m just SO over her.

  22. Regina
    +6

    I think I’ve officially turned into an old lady. When I got to that last picture I said, while at my desk, “Where are her clothes?!?! She must be so cold!”

    But really, where are her clothes. She keeps forgetting them.

  23. Sajorina
    +2

    I literally said OH MY GOD out loud when I opened this post! I’m horrified! But the suit in Pic #4 is so AWESOME, I wish someone else was wearing it with an actual shirt! Ugh!!!!!!!

  24. Jennifer Groves
    +2

    The first picture cracked me up – I love Gaga so much more when she’s being silly and having fun – and the suit in slide 4 is legitimately badass.

  25. HKS
    +4

    Do you know what I love most about this post? The Title “Lady BlahBlah.” I don’t know if you ever titled another post of hers as such before, but it’s so hilariously apt. Basically, all her stupid, “edgy,” crazy attire is just boring to me. They’re all the sartorial equivalent of not hearing someone’s words anymore and just hearing “blah blah blah.”

    • GFY Heather
      +3

      I often do call her Lady BlahBlah, or at least, I did before her ‘hiatus.’ Time to pick it up again!

  26.  Stephanie
    +3

    A big smelly pile of NO

    Did we not agree that nipples were no longer an accessory?

  27. CC
    +3

    I actually think Gaga’s original bubble dress was cute and fun. And she presented it as something cute and fun. I get that this bubble-making dress is a riff on that, and I think it would have been cute and fun too if it had been attractive and well-designed… or even a dress. This is just bubble machines strapped to a body with what looks like those cones you put on your dog after surgery. And gone is the having-fun face that went with the original dress…which made it all fun. How can you have a Bubble-Making dress and accompany it with a runway b*tch face??

    Secretly love the black pant suit. Those are tiny, tiny sequins by the way. How awesome. Unlike some of the monstrosities in this line-up, I think the suit fits well and though I have no where to wear it, I actually would like to own it. But would it kill her to have “normal” styling ONCE? This could have been truly fab with her natural hair and without the bra and the heinous glasses.

    And I hate the nose ring.

  28. BrownEyedBetty
    +4

    Fug Girls, you really have a gift for re-naming celebs in ways that stick. Much like Blake Lively will forevermore be Boobs Legsly to me ….so too will this one be re-christened Fuggy BlahBlah. She’s never done much for me anyway and this seals the deal.

  29. BrownEyedBetty
    +4

    oh crap, that didn’t work at all. Disregard strike out. Sheesh.

  30. Liz
    +8

    If my lady business blew bubbles I don’t think I’d be single anymore…

    •  HelenBackAgain
      +4

      Well, you’d be a hit at parties, that’s for sure!

    • FormerLibraryChick
      +2

      Ah, just like the Traci Lords character in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

  31. Joanie
    0

    The bubbles were coming out of several different places. Including her ass-al region. Kind of like the bubble fart machine I saw on the Vegas Strip once.

    I’m pretty sure the shelf life on Fuggy BlahBlah has been exceeded and she will become ever more desperate for attention as the weeks go by. Expect to have much hilarity to blog. We’ll be waiting patiently for your words that will bring us much mirth.

  32. googler
    0

    Am I the only one who looks at some of her outfits and wonder how she goes to the bathroom? For example, how would you maneuver #1?

  33. ChristieLea
    +1

    Ah, we’re back to Insane Outfits Gaga. At least she’s trying again; her outfits have all been half-arsed lately. All is once again right with the world.

  34. Sarann
    +1

    She looks like crazy scifi John Lennon in that second to last picture.