“Hmm,” Kourtney thought to herself.
“I can’t believe this hot-air balloon actually FIT.”
[Photo: Splash News]
That dress is hilariously bad. Just once I’d like to see her in a simple pair of jeans, fllats and a tee shirt and without 10 pounds of slap on her face. I bet she’d be super cute in her natural state.
Oh. Dear. Lord. Can some one please buy that girl a sense of proportion?
Whoopsie… I forgot my pants!
It looks like an old blouse she scrounged up from the back of her mom’s closet circa 1978. You know Kris was rocking the poofy sleeves back in the day. I still will never appreciate the appeal of clodhopper high heels with anything, let alone a mini. Oooh, fringe.
No “Look into pants!”? This really seems like a the time for a “Look into pants!”
Also, I’m pretty sure that pattern is what the drapes in hell are made of.
It’s easy when your legs are 8″ in length!
Kim’s and Kourtney’s hair always makes it seem as if they are just waiting for the next The King and I audition.
What are people thinking when they combine an ill-fitting boxy something that makes them look stumpy with gladiator sandals? Adding “cankles” to “stumpy” is not a recipe for fasion success.
Or “fashion success,” for that matter. I was so freaked out by this that my h-finger got all paralyzed.
Is her hair made of plastic?
I’m not even LOOKING at the rest of it.
Oh, Kourtney, your dress
My grandmother might want it
To wear as a blouse.
I’m just glad she didn’t think it to anyone else.
i have a photo of my mother wearing a halter dress in an almost identical fabric sporting the same hairdo…circa 1977……
@ Claire L: TTLY!
+ Dear Fug Girls, henceforth let the lot of the people be known under the “Fugdashian” moniker.
+ Dear E Television: PLEASE STOP
AQ: I agree with stumpy and cankles being two wrongs making a fright.
How’s about we coin a phrase: “Stumples”? “Stankles”? Anyone?
Nicole Brown and her friend Ronald Goldman were murdered on June 12, 1994. We could be cooing at photos of Nicole (Goldman)’s 17 yoa sweet child this very day if OJ Simpson had not murdered them.
These Kardassian people are the spawn of the monster who hid the evidence. Never forget. Never forgive. Don’t publicize. Don’t reward.
Look into pants and a better hairdo.
Reaction # 1: *gasp*
Reaction #2: Maybe it’s her first attempt at using a sewing machine.
What’s in the bag, a head?
Yuck! Ew! WTF?
Okay, Hollywood has ALWAYS been ridiculous, but this wins some kind of award for being heinous below and beyond the call of duty.
I love the shoes, but the rest is, well, in a word: bad.
Mogerel, I think that people need to be reminded of this. I am so sick of this whole family that I cringe whenever I see them. I keep on thinking that maybe they will go away.
That being said, I do love Heather and Jessica’s “Lord and Lady Douchelord” posts.
It’s a piece of fabric she found at Micheal’s and she was running late and her designer just sort of threw it over her and as she was walking and then she FINALLY realized that it was a parachute but it was too late to go back and return this hideous mess so she just wore it. Or at least I hope only two seconds went into this thing because that is how much work it looks like it was given. Ya, you keep on futzing with that thing, but its way beyond help at this point honey.
I think she should start a group called the Parachute Palz. Isn’t that what you do when you have a crappy fashion day? You find other fug nightmares and cry over the reviews and compliment each other on their hideous clothing even though it makes you look like you have a uni-boob or (ahem) no legs.
This is a perfect circle, with legs sticking out the bottom and a head perched on top. I feel quite sure this wasn’t what she thought she looked like. Pretty hilarious though.
Can she think to someone else?
Goooooo awaaaaaaay Kardashians! Abracadabra! Poof! Good bye!
I can’t stand that the media tries to portray Kourtney as being even remotely attractive. She’s a short little butterface, I really don’t know what people see in her.