You’ll never guess! You’ll never, never guess. You’ll simply never, never, never never never never hazard a guess. IT’S SUCH A CONUNDRUM!
OH MY GOD IT’S LADY GAGA YOU GUYS I CAN’T BELIEVE IT I’M SO SHOCKED SHE’S WITHOUT HER PANTS IT’S SO zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Someone wake me up when she’s NOT running around with her ass hanging out and her eyebrows drawn on like my Great Aunt Ruth. The day she decides to actually put some clothes on and stop trying to stun us all with yet another shot of her bum is the day I start to give a shit.