Think, Emma. Let’s get Method together: How would Nancy Drew solve The Case Of The Footless Female?

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First, she might consider whether the giant white belt is reflecting enough light back up into your eyes to blind you to the problem. Then she might throw you a Yellow Pages and let your fingers do the walking — since, apparently, your feet can’t — straight to the number of a tailor. Case solved!

Now, how to get rid of that wussy Ned Nickerson…