I like the name “Hofit Golan.” It’s fun to say. Try it with me: HOFIT GOLAN. It’s even better if you use it in a sentence. “What in the Hofit Golan is going on here?!?!” See? Fun.
None of this answers, of course, the question everyone is asking — seriously, if you Google Hotfit Golan, this is the result that pops up — WHO IS HOFIT GOLAN? She sure goes to a lot of events for someone without a Wikipedia page. Although, judging from the dress, maybe she works nights at a very exclusive retro-futuristic cocktail club where all the waitresses are forced to dress like very high-priced robot/escorts. That line of work WOULD lead to making a variety of powerful friends, I suspect.
Let’s look at the rest of it:
Yes, I think we’ve cracked it.
