First of all, David Beckham’s date to this event is just adorable:

I love the Posh/Becks offspring, and Brooklyn is looking so grown up. I love the way he’s got only the top button of his suit done, like a dude who’s been wearing  suits every day of his life. He’s adorable — and nothing is cuter than a hot dude hanging out with his cute kids.

WHY GOD WHY WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THE HOT? IT’S CHRISTMAS. BE MORE GIVING TO THE REST OF US AND WASH YOUR HAIR.