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First of all, David Beckham’s date to this event is just adorable:

I love the Posh/Becks offspring, and Brooklyn is looking so grown up. I love the way he’s got only the top button of his suit done, like a dude who’s been wearing  suits every day of his life. He’s adorable — and nothing is cuter than a hot dude hanging out with his cute kids.

WHY GOD WHY WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING THE HOT? IT’S CHRISTMAS. BE MORE GIVING TO THE REST OF US AND WASH YOUR HAIR.

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  1. Kate
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    Is that dandruff on his suit? Eek!

    Also, I have NEVER understood the dirty hair look. Long and unkempt, perhaps. Actually greasy… NO! I mean, how do you even get it to look like that? I can’t believe he’s just not showering, so there must be about a pound of product in his hair to get it to look just that dirty. Ick. That’s a lot of work to look completely unwashed.

    And he’s so handsome! Where’s Posh? She should be sorting this out.

  2. CL Stantonova
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    Lighten up, will ye? This is David “hot ’til he drops” Beckham you’re referring to. He can do no wrong…all is forgiven…even when he uses Crisco-esque hair styling products.

  3. CL Stantonova
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    …and if Posh doesn’t like it, she can send him to me, de suite.

  4. Kailey
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    I agree that NORMALLY, he’s David “hot till he drops” Beckham…but i can’t help but feel that the dirty, longish, unkempt hair with a MIDDLE PART is playing a huge role in adding an air of douchey-ness to David’s general hotness. Hot and douchey at the same time…is that possible?

  5. Katie
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    I’ll second (or probably third or fourth by this point) the question of whether that’s dandruff on his suit. Also, Can someone please explain the Beckham = OMGSOHOT thing? I’ve never seen it, even though my love of people with British/Scottish/Irish accents knows no bounds. Maybe it’s that I find unintelligible chavs to be the equivalent of a cold shower.

  6. Jill
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    His hair looks like Alfafa finally tamed his cowlick. Brooklyn looks adorable, though!

  7. Clisby
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    OK, in the spirit of Christmas-season charity I’m going to assume that he DID wash his hair. He just forgot to dry it.

  8. simoom
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    Katie – there’s your problem, NEVER listen to OMGSOHOT David speak, NEVER! Get thee to youtube and find clips of him ripping his shirt off after a match, yup, that’s why the OMGSOHOT!!!

  9. Sandra
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    The hair is pretty awful. Almost as bad as Tom Brady’s. But the frock coat works beautifully.

  10. Danielle
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    Pretty sure that’s light on rain droplets. Maybe his hair is wet, not greasy? It seems to be all the way down his coat and a bit on his son’s coat too. And if he has dandruff that can do that I am afraid for his children because they will be eaten by his scalp monsters.

  11. Cecily
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    Gross….and yet…no, seriously, wash your hair.

  12. yogi
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    wow…when i saw that picture i actually wiped my monitor with my index finger to see if it was just residue on the screen…but alas, it is most definately what i feared it was.

  13. Paula Vogrin
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    Looks like Crispin Glover. yick.

  14. Fawn
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    I must agree with Danielle. It HAS to be rain droplets and wet hair. It just HAS to be.

  15. yeahandalso
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    it could be just wet, but really nothing excuses a down the middle part. Is it 1996 again all of the sudden?

  16. Kate
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    Oh I so hope it’s rain. That makes me feel so much better. I’ve definitely had moments where my hair almost looked this dirty after getting caught in a light drizzle…

    If it’s rain, all is forgiven, even that ridiculous center part – he’s pretty enough for it = )

  17. mwk
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    He’s reverting to the haircut he had in 1998.

  18. whiterabbit11
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    umm, is that a navy bow tie? lordy. i think he needs to muss his hair, remove these clothes and start all over again. i could help with that. just sayin’.

  19. witjunkie
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    I’m in the OMGIDON’TGETIT minority, but in his defense, they are all bundled up, it could even be frozen rainy ice bits. I don’t know the meteorological term for that. But I’ve had those in my hair and scarf etc. But the half-assed application of pomade then smearing it down is baffling. It’s everywhere! Who is responsible for this?

  20. Sally
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    When did David Beckham become Keith Urban?

  21. Posh
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    Oops look like Becks forgot to use his head and shoulders!! I’ll remind him later.

  22. fritanga
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    Brooklyn is a cutie, but Dad is starting to look a little Joe Dallesandro-y.

    To wit:: http://tinyurl.com/3yynctm

    I mean, all Becks needs is the headband (and no shirt, I guess).

  23. Shnaggi
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    Too exhausted to know where to begin really ok whiterabbit 11 got it remove clothes …get back in shower, shave shampoo and use blowdryer. Now get a suit/tux without the lurex flec….that is not snow or rain or drops of dew people yah. The paparazzi behind him is about to drop to his knees and worship….oh just nauseating.

  24. TaraMisu
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    Ew. Ew. EW! He is sooooooooooo hot, why on earth would he go anywhere looking like this?
    Brooklyn is a doll though and apparently HE washed!

  25. AP
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    Maybe Beckham noticed how much attention Brady’s bad hair growth got, and wants to steal some of that spotlight.

  26. JaneEyre
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    Anyone remember the sad days when Ethan Hawke wore his hair this way? That’s who I thought of immediately.

  27. Jennifer
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    …WITH HEAD & SHOULDERS!!!! ick!

  28. Verity
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    It is just rain and wet hair – although why he wouldn’t ruffle it up a bit who knows.
    He is reminding me of my 1993 year 7 boyfriend, except he had an undercut as well.

  29. Sara
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    Is that dandruff?

  30. atz
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    When I first looked at the picture, I thought he was Tom Cruise.

    I think it’s the hair, plus the awkward posture that makes David look like Tom.