It was very hot in L.A. on Friday and Saturday, so I’m sure the desert was no pleasure. But … I don’t know, am I alone in thinking a) those cannot possibly count as actual clothes, and b) that it’s weird to go to Coachella like it’s the beach? I mean, this is pretty clearly a bathing suit with the world’s most pointless cover-up (honey, if you didn’t bring enough sunscreen, that is going to create more problems than it solves), not that I would necessarily go to the beach in this, either, because I’m not tiny and young, and I usually think mesh is for gymbags. Kristen Stewart at least inched toward something realer, and Dita Von Teese, as would be expected, went for something that’s by comparison Amish. Come see.