Fugchella: SIGH


It was very hot in L.A. on Friday and Saturday, so I’m sure the desert was no pleasure.┬áBut … I don’t know, am I alone in thinking a) those cannot possibly count as actual clothes, and b) that it’s weird to go to Coachella like it’s the beach? I mean, this is pretty clearly a bathing suit with the world’s most pointless cover-up (honey, if you didn’t bring enough sunscreen, that is going to create more problems than it solves), not that I would necessarily go to the beach in this, either, because I’m not tiny and young, and I usually think mesh is for gymbags. Kristen Stewart at least inched toward something realer, and Dita Von Teese, as would be expected, went for something that’s by comparison Amish. Come see.

[Photos: WENN, FameFlynet]

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  1. Stargirl
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    Argh! Can’t see the pics!

  2. LoriK
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    Dita’s outfit would have been cute if it was a skirt and had a less heavy belt. The other 2 are just hopeless.

  3. TonyG
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    Can’t see either. Tried with both Firefox and Internet Explorer, but no pics.

    • Leelee
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      Not coming up on Chrome either. Perhaps all the non-clothing from Coachella finally broke Heather’s mind and she didn’t want to infect us with the madness?

  4. Dr Skylaser
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    Same here, no pictures.

  5. SheriC
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    LoriK is either psychic or she’s screwing with us….

    • Patricia
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      The subjects are tagged in the “fug file” but yeah, no photos. I guess you can always google them. :)

      • LoriK
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        I’m way too lazy to Google the pics. I get the Fug Girls via reader and all I had to do was click directly on the picture rather than opening up the post.

  6. Softwear
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    Ha ha!!

  7. Anabelle10021
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    Copy on the lack of visuals

  8. Gigi
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    It’s kinda fun when technical difficulties render it possible for our imaginations to run wild with the bad clothing that is possible here. Dita’s makeup – does it melt in the desert heat or does that gorgeous wench have embalmer’s tricks to keep it all in place when it’s 100 degrees out? And KStew looks like Pebbles from the Flintstones!

    • Jane
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      That chartreuse fringe belt coupled with the lizard feet shoes just make Dita look tacky! And I don’t now WHAT she was thinking with that hair. One can of hairspray would have sufficed. And you’re crazy, I say Kristen totally looks more like Barney Rubble in that outfit.

      Alas, I would love to come see, however…

  9. vandalfan
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    Not receiving, fug central. Please repeat. Over and out.

  10. Anissa
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    • christine christine
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      Thanks Anissa, you’re a genius and I don’t know how you did it.

    • Stargirl
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      Thanks for the link!

      Heather, WHY would you not wear that to the Sound of Music sing-along at the Hollywood Bowl? Assuming the bikini is brown, it’s the PERFECT “brown paper packages tied up with string” costume.

    • Mongerel
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      Bless you for making things BETTER. Your halo is glowing today!

    • Kit
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      You’re the best! Thanks!

  11. jerkygirl
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    WAAAH NO PICS HERE EITHER!!! HELP HELP SOS!!! (I may be over-reacting a smidge)

    • jerkygirl
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      Aaah, thank you, Anissa!!! Now I can comment that Emma Roberts is ridic in that “better than underwear” non-outfit, Kristen Stewart is one slight bend-over away from a painful and embarrassing wedgie, and Dita Von Teese looks like–a fancy clown? Or maybe a fancy mime? Either way, she’s very circus-y looking and the sash looks like she borrowed some man’s tuxedo jacket and tied it around her waist for some reason. NO GOOD VERY FUG OH MY GOODNESS.

  12. pinkcheese
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    I was able to get to the pics through my RSS, and I have to agree with all of it, except maybe Dita. Her outfit is so spot-on retro that she actually makes it work. No one else could pull it off, though. I think it’s the bangles that make it come together.

  13. Adriele
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    Thanks Anissa!

    Am I wrong to assume that a cute sundress would be more apt instead of a fisherman’s net dress over a bikini? I mean really, Emma. It’s hot enough to wear that but then you wear SOCKS AND CHUCKS???? Ugh, the first thing I do when it’s hot is put on flip flops or sandals.

    KStew is rocking them too with her “white trash” tshirt. Classy as always KStew.

    • LoriK
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      In fairness, the ground at Coachella is dirty and uneven in ways that make flip flops or sandals a really bad idea. You’re fine for the first half hour or so, but by the end of the day you feet are making you want to die.

  14. PB
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    Dita has made a career out of having skin that is as pale as milk. That outfit is as much career protection as it is sun protection.

  15. Kit
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    except for the thing tied around Dita’s waist, I actually kind of like her outfit. I know, I know, but also, Vogue is totally trying to make wearing pajamas a thing and Dita is nothing if not fashionable, also, it’s very cute if kind of (too) young and pajama like. In summary (lol) I like it and I haven’t got a good reason for it.

    Kristen’s shorts are fug, but very “I”m under 25 and I’m at an outdoor concert, yo” and therefore perfectly fine if not fashionable. And Emma, seriously – put some clothes on!

  16. TaraMisu
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    Thank you Annisa!!

    Dita’s would be SO cute as a skirt and without that thing tied around her waist :)

  17. vandalfan
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    KStew’s “Don’t photograph my face” tipping of her trucker hat is absurd. Does she think she’s Marlena Dietrich? Dita’s ankle ties with polka dots is just too clownish. If only the fabric was a stripe, or solid, it would be much more palatable. And at least Emma has sensible shoes, but with a bikini and mesh cover, is this the time to wear them, I ask?

  18. na
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    am i the only one who rather likes this?

  19. Lina
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    Dita’s looks pure vintage 1953, right down to the print, and as much as I hate jumpsuits, it’s refreshing next to the rest of the Coachella pics. I agree that it would make a better sundress, but it fits her style exactly. Emma reeks of desperation.

  20. jjdaddyo
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    Folks, it was somewhere between 102 and 107 in the blazing desert sun on Saturday. A bikini with a cover-up counts as overdressed in that environment. I was wearing a pair of shorts and a shirt and almost burst into flames.

  21. Emily
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    Dita’s… jumpsuit-thing… would be an adorable maxi, even with the obnoxiously huge and heavy belt. Cuter without it, but I’m sure she feels the need to always be wearing something black and pleather.

  22. sdk
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    I know it’s different for celebrity VIPs, but all I can think is that it is insane to wear a one-piece jumpsuit to an event where you have to use a porta-potty.

    • Stefanie
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      OH SNAP. I didn’t think about the porta potties! EWW Dita! Thats wrong.

      True story: The company that supplies the porta potties at The Gorge in Washington calls their porta potties Honey Buckets. It cracks me up (and grosses me out) every year when I go to a concert there.

      • Softwear
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        That’s what they are called. Like when you have a house trailer and you stop at a campground to empty it during a road trip? It’s called a honey wagon or a honey bucket.

    • Kit
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      Do you think Dita actually deigns to poop?
      I think not… lol

    • Infoqueen
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      I thought the same thing!!
      All that fabric, trailing…

    • Infoqueen
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      That was supposed to be a reply to sdk, btw.

  23. Stefanie
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    I think a swimsuit and coverup is totally event appropriate for Crackedout-chella, but why didn’t Emma choose a CUTE coverup. I’ve seen hookers wearing that exact same getup.

    Dita’s would have been great as a maxi dress.

    KStew…well at least shes wearing pants.

  24. Christian
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    I love Dita, but I can’t with her outfit. It looks like a clown suit, and combined with her pale skin it reminds me of a creepy clown doll.

    • Christian
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      Although I kind of love Kristen Stewart’s “white trash” shirt. Fitting, no?

  25. neiges
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    I like – as much as one can like breezy beachwear – Emma Robert’s thingie.
    What I don’t like is the fact that she replaced her boobs with dead robot eyes.
    Dita Von Teese, from the name to the gear : everything shouts out ridiculous to me. I try to embrace it, but cannot. And even in the 30ies there was beachwear less ridic than that one. And she married the Manson guy.

  26. Here in Ashland
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    Actually, I really love the bikini. It’s sexy without being trashy-tiny. Anyone know where I can get one?!

  27. wordphreak
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    Dita Von Teese has never let me down. Ever.

  28. amys
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    Emma and Jared Leto would make a fugly couple: http://gofugyourself.com/fuged-leto-10-2011

  29. Sonya
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    I love music festivals but I dread them every year because I have to see such ugly clothing, Coachella in particular because of the celeb quotient. Ugh, just put on a breezy casual dress and some comfy sneaks/sandals/flip flops and a hat and call it a day, okay? No one wants to see your frumptastic, fug, half-naked, hipster-wannabee-selves. UGH! And get off my lawn!

  30. Amber
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    If you’re going to wear a bikini, just wear it and don’t try to cover it up with mesh. That’s what is most disturbing to me–why the cover up? It isn’t covering anything. Also, the shoes and socks with the beachwear. I get that the ground is not meant for flip flops, so at the very least, ditch the socks. Yes, your feet will be sweaty and gross at the end of the day, but they would be like that with the socks, too.
    KStew has nice legs. So, there’s that.
    And Dita…I don’t like it, but it’s 1000x better than anything else seen there, so there’s that.

  31. STK
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    Fishnet clothing. . .t-shirts tied at the waist. . . No, no, no, NO! These “outfits” remind me of Myrtle Beach, circa 1987. In case you are unfamiliar with the Grand Strand, this is not a compliment.

  32. Lynne
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    Okay, I usually hate the jumpsuit but I love what Dita’s wearing. Maybe she’s winning by comparison but I can’t help it. It’s flowery and vintage and pretty. Love.

  33. Shiitake
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    No warm keg beer and reefer? What kind of Junior class beach party is this?

  34. Clancy
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    Is it just me or does Kristen’s shirt say White Trash? Say it ain’t so…

    • Sandra
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      Oh yeah, it does. And I just hope she’s wearing whole-heartedly and not ironically. It would be more entertaining that way. Emma Roberts looks ridiculous and those pictures are never going to go away. God, I’m glad we didn’t have the internet when I was her age. Not that I would ever have put on a mesh bag in the first place, much less taken it with me somewhere. Which means that DvT’s clown pajamas win this showdown. D’ya think the ankle-ties will cause actual DVT?

      • Kit
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        There was a huge proponderance of mesh… things … in the 80′s and you for a while you couldn’t go a day without seeing a dozen examples of clothing pieces that should not be made out of mesh.

        Her cover up gave me flashbacks to my ex-husband (we were just dating at the time) who kept wearing mesh shirts and dress pants to clubs. I told him gently, I teased him gently, I told him less gently, I teased him less gently – I finally told him straight out he could never ever wear a mesh shirt again when he was with me. He stopped. If I hadn’t gotten two amazingly wonderful children out of the marriage I would have said I should have broken up with him over the shirts. lol

  35. Diana
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    I love KStew’s attempt to act anonymous (“ack – don’t photograph me!”) while she wears taint-length shorts. For crying out loud, lady.

  36. Claire L1
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    I love Dita, can’t help it. I just wish the belt/sash and shoes had made more sense. I, too, would have liked it better as a dress…or even a shorter romper-ish type deal….just something that didn’t tie at the ankles. That said…I still love Dita.

  37. rachel
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    WHITHER RPATTZ. YOU SAID RPATTZ.

  38. Hel
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    Emma Roberts wore another outfit which is even WORSE than this one.

  39. Donna
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    Dita’s outfit reminds me of the most adorable romper I just bought for my 19-month-old baby girl. She is going to rock the playground this summer, fug nation, mark my words.

  40. Mahastee
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    Well K-Stew’s is event appropriate, at least. I don’t get the unbuttoned thing, but if I had legs like hers I would wear the short shorts too.

    Dita looks like she got lost in a time slip on the way to a Glen Miller show. Which isn’t a bad look for a stripper, I guess.

    • Claire L1
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      I suspect many people don’t get the difference between burlesque and stripping….there really is. Dita is not a stripper.

  41. harfang
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    You do not have to be a Krisbian like me, nor do you even have to be very tolerant of her, to see how unbelievable her legs are. Jeez. I would wear doofy almost-shorts too.

  42. Nancy
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    “White Trash” is technically kinda inherently racist – I’m just sayin’

    Deeta Von Teese looks like the Duchess of Windsor.

    I’m not a fan of Kristin Stewart’s legs. They’re fine. But there are better ones out there. I would cover them a wee more.

    • nina
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      it’s a edgar wright’s “white trash” concert t-shirt from the 70′s. If you like music, you get the reference.

  43. Tara
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    But how much cuter is the girl in the background of the Emma Roberts pic, the one the light fedora and the bright yellow sandal straps/bag strap combo?

  44. Bambi Anne Dear
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    I don’t mind the bikini with mesh T over it- at least she’s not wearing a bra and panties. The scuzzy shoes are a different matter.

    I would’ve thought with Dita’s skin she would wear a nice big hat.