Fugbra Messing


Debra Messing’s wardrobe has always been a few degrees off, like milk that’s been open in the fridge for a long time even though it hasn’t hit its printed expiration date.  So, on a whim, I decided to anagram her name to see if anything else apt — besides messing — is lurking in there. And it IS.

Behold: Bad sense grim.

Let’s hope she pulls out something better before I have to hit her with, “Sins garbed me.”

[Photo: Getty]

 

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Comments (34):

  1. AliceBlue
    +9

    Oh Debra, Debra, Debra.

    This looks like her legs have been devoured by old-timely stove pipes.

  2. Goldfish
    +9

    When I see her, I think of Gumby.

  3. Rowynn
    +15

    Most people dress in order to NOT look like they have a big butt. Inexplicably, Debra went the opposite way.

  4. valueofaloonie
    +6

    I feel like she’s got the dictionary definition of “crazy eyes” going on here. Like…she might devour your soul if you look at the picture for too long.

  5. KatB
    +5

    This would be fine if the proportions were correct, not so high-waisted, longer top with just a bit lower neckline, and if the pants were HEMMED CORRECTLY—which apparently is a skill no one has any longer.

    • Heather
      +4

      Indeed. Hem tape is your friend!! Heck you could probably even use duct tape in a pinch. Not that hemming would make this a good outfit, but it would make it LESS BAD.

    • Tiffany
      +2

      I agree. I think if the fit was tweaked it would be so much better and possible be good.

    • witjunkie
      +6

      Yes, all this exactly. And STOP WITH THE TOO HIGH WAISTS already. Chopping up someone’s torso doesn’t look good on Any. Body.

  6. Bianca
    +4

    Oh my god. Does she not own a mirror?

  7. Esme
    +3

    Wow! Both are crazily apt.

  8. Celeste
    0

    Honestly; she looks like she had 5 minutes to put this “look” together–what is she thinking?

  9. Jenny
    +11

    I don’t get her recent outfit choices lately. Debra Messing is not large and yet all of her clothes lately have made her look twice the size she actually is. She needs to fire her stylist (assuming she has one and is not actually picking out these clothes herself) ASAP.

  10. Vandalfan
    +2

    If she fixed the gigantor trou’, all we’d have to worry about is her dreadful hair and KeeBuckHa’s kohl rimmed eyes.

  11.  HelenBackAgain
    +2

    Loooove the anagrams! Especially “Sins garbed me.” Heh.

    Also love: Debra’s top, simple hair, and stack of bracelets.

    But those pants, oh dear, those are the feminine equivalent of The Pants That Ate Fred Mertz:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcWJLJZ8PZs

  12. Laura K
    +3

    Oooh. It’s a bad sign when Kiernan Shipka wore the better version of your outfit.

  13. Jessica
    +10

    I miss her curly hair. Her hair is so great.

  14. AnnieB
    +1

    Oh my god. I just had the best laugh looking at that picture. I don’t know what is worse her wacky, wacky eyes or the outfit or the fact that she no longer has feet. Debbie, Debbie Debbie so horrendously bad I am speechless.

  15. Sajorina
    +2

    Well Played, GFY Heather!

  16. Elle
    +4

    Debra Messing is not overweight but she is substantially heavier than she was when she debuted on Will and Grace 15 years ago. If she had worn this then, (with correct hem) it might have worked. The outfit might have been elegant on a tall and very slender frame. At this point she is not dressing with that change in mind.

  17. PamdaBear
    0

    Incredible Hulk arms, tiny head and crazy eyes….yikes!

  18. Aubrey Mayne
    0

    Messing, why the bangles? Always with the bangles! Bangles for days!! yuck

    http://aubreys642.com/

  19.  CopyChic
    +4

    This is how I FEEL like I look when dressed up to go out sometimes. You know, like when you’ve already arrived somewhere and you’re like “crap, this really doesn’t work.” And then you’re stuck, and so you have to drink more to soldier on.

    • HelenBackAgain
      +1

      Yep, BTDT. Once at a wedding… the dress seemed to work in the store, but once at the event, I realized it was horribly frumpy and I hated it. Weirdly, I got lots of compliments in it, so maybe it was just me. Fortunately, everyone was drinking heavily! Oh wait, maybe that explains the compliments…

      At least my shoes were great. Sigh. I miss those shoes.

    • DARRYL FORESTS
      +1

      OMG CopyChic do I EVER know how that feels! -mad-

      DARRYL FORESTS

  20. DARRYL FORESTS
    0

    Screams dyke! OMG if my Life Partner eveshi ever wore something like that, I would leave him!
    DARRYL FORESTS

  21. jenlwb
    0

    She’s obviously lost her former Will & Grace party trick of being able to estimate exactly when milk will go off. That always cracked me up.

    • DARRYL FORESTS
      0

      Will was MUCH cuter than she wever was! -hehe-

      DARRYL FORESTS out of the closet now!

  22. Franziska
    +4

    I watched an old episode of Will and Grace this morning before I went to work and she had her hair all nice and curly and was wearing some silver dress and she looked gorgeous. And it made me think why she can’t dress like that all the time.

    • DARRYL FORESTS
      0

      Franziska I agree but she has chosen to look like a tramp with no taste. OK, I’m sorry I said that but ‘Will’ got such a raw deal on the show. -fume-

      DARYYL FORESTS

  23. mrbruno
    0

    Hem your slacks Debra!!!! You look ridiculous!!!

  24. Jon Donnis
    0

    Andrew B. Chung stop making fake accounts of people.

  25. TheIrreligiousSurviv
    0

    If you take Jack Webber add Leslie Flint throw in Higginson, you have recent, completely identifiable evidential physical mediums which prove the afterlife and the validity of physical mediumship. Case absolutely closed.

    only joking webber was caught in fraud as was higginson and flint, all mediumship is fraud.