Fugber Rose

I really wish Amber Rose had worn this, like, five months ago.

[Photo: Splash]

Because then I could have written, “AMBER, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I’MMA LET YOU WEAR THAT BUT ROSE MCGOWAN HAD THE BEST DRESS MADE SOLELY OUT OF STRINGS OF ALL TIME!” And now I can’t use that joke because it’s totally played out. KANYE RUINS EVERYTHING.