First of all, I can’t believe that I learned that Jamie Campbell Bower and Bonnie “Ginny Weasley” Wright called off their engagement because I was trawling for material for the site and I saw a paparazzi shot of him HOLDING HANDS with Lily Collins. IS THIS HOW WE LEARN THINGS NOW?

He was “heartbroken” on the 29th, but he seems fine now. OH WAIT EXCEPT FOR THOSE PANTS, which appear to be staging a revolt to get away from his legs. I fully expect that, six hours later, those errant knee holes had convinced both the thighs and the calves to join them in their ploy for sweet freedom and he found himself unexpectedly pantless.  Bonnie, listen. If you were my friend, here’s what I’d tell you: you don’t want to shackle yourself for all eternity to a man whose own pants don’t trust him, anyway. Seriously.

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