This whole thing is terrible.
And I was going to blame it on the nighness of Cannes (also, The Nighness of Cannes sounds like a really awful book), which is always replete with wacky clothes. But then I realized Eva’s entire Fug Madness candidacy this year was based on her making very questionable choices with both black and the sheers, so essentially, I guess this is just Eva Longoria following her instincts. I would expound on depressing that is, but while typing, I saw the commercial for Old Navy that features Boys II Men bastardizing “I’ll Make Love To You” to be about white jeans and I think it blew a fuse in my brain.
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