Fug the Cover: Mariah Carey


Is it me, or does Mariah look a bit….tired here? Sure, the holidays are stressful, but I can’t imagine Mimi lacks the wherewithal, in real life, to smack on some BeneTint. Sure, sure — we’re all glad to see her freshfaced, but isn’t there a bit more acreage between “freshfaced and relaxed” and  “somewhat worn out?” On the other hand, I kind of need to read that easy cookies recipe. If her holiday look is “somewhat knackered,” I think mine may work out to be, “slightly bloated.” Thanks, carbs!
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