Fug the Cover: Jessica Biel


On the one hand, J Biel looks kind of gorgeous here: I love the hair and makeup. She’s always someone whose prettiness surprises me. Like, I forget how pretty she is, if I’m not looking RIGHT at her. She causes some kind of weird celebrity-attractiveness-amnesia — which ain’t great for an actress. Though I suppose it’s better to have someone think, “OOH, she’s pretty!” when they see you, rather than, “she’s way better looking in my imagination.” On the other hand: I’m pretty sure that skirt is made of tin foil. Which might come in handy if she wants to take half her sandwich home after lunch and save it for later. Can’t find fault with that, when it comes right down to it. 

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