Hey, Jessica Biel dyed her hair!
As a brunette, I love a brunette, but I sort of feel like THIS brunette looks a bit — as Tyra would so delicately phrase it — WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But perhaps it’s just the makeup? The good news is that, from the neck down, girlfriend is looking cute:
Yes, yes, the top is terribly sheer and I suspect that I personally would choose to wear a camisole of some type underneath this, rather than going all Bras Akimbo, but overall I think the dress is awfully charming. I may also be relieved that at least Biel, for all her faults (with which I’m obviously closely acquainted, given how I know her personally. In my imagination), is not a woman prone to flashing us her nips. Also, the hair is giving an assist in the modesty department, as if she were a mermaid.
