ROBERT PATTINSON: I look DREAMY. Right?
KIRSTEN STEWART: No comment. Can’t I keep my private life private???!
TAYLOR LAUTNER: Totally dreamy! Very Cedric Diggory of you, Rob. How do I look?
KSTEW: Double-dreamy. I like how you boys coordinated your ties.
RPATTZ: T. Laut and I have a connection, Kristen. I’m having him MC my Vegas show.
KSTEW: Your WHAT?
TLAUT: Can’t you tell from the outfit?
RPATTZ: I’m just going to be singing lounge music and playing the piano. Wearing this suit. Maybe without a shirt, and with more gold chains. It’s going to be called Cool Jazz With R Pattz. Or maybe, The Pirates of RPattzence! Hmm, but then I would need to hire pirates. It’s still a work in progress, precious girlfriend.
KSTEW: Don’t call me that. Anyway, can we talk about my outfit, rather than our relationship?
TLAUT; You look great!
RPATTZ: You’re so NICE to everyone, Taylor. But you forgot the end of that sentence. It ought to be. “You look great…except you needed to either HAVE a sleeve, or NOT have a sleeve.”
KSTEW: You’re just saying that because you haven’t seen this from the back.
TLAUT: That IS interesting! I love you guys!
RPATTZ: Interesting…ly CRACKED OUT.
KSTEW: Oh, shut up and vote: