Fug or Fab or Unfug: Halle Berry


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It is unusual indeed that I look at a picture of Halle Berry and think, “Eh. Halle doesn’t look that great.”

Because she is Halle Berry, and she usually looks great regardless of outfit. But this just fills me with eh, meh and feh, with a dash of blah and whole lot of BORING. Am I correct, or has Sharon Stone just ruined me for anyone else? Can this be fixed? Should it be fixed? How? Why? When? Where? Who? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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  1. Amy D
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    She looks… squished.

  2. Amy D
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    She looks… squished.

  3. Emily
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    There is something about the pairing of the coat, the dress, and the tights that deter me. While I like each one seperately, I think together it’s too heavy. She needs to either drop the tights and got bare or lightly nyloned (my personal preference, as I dig the coat), or swap out the coat for something lighter.

  4. Claire's mom
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    Halle is the kind of gal that could wear some Saranwrap and a couple of strategically-placed pop tarts and look fantastic. Do not like the brown with the black – muddies both. The jacket with something else – the rest of it? Uninspired. Dang it, now I want a pop tart.

  5. Claire's mom
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    Halle is the kind of gal that could wear some Saranwrap and a couple of strategically-placed pop tarts and look fantastic. Do not like the brown with the black – muddies both. The jacket with something else – the rest of it? Uninspired. Dang it, now I want a pop tart.

  6. Sarah
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    I would not dare to suggest that Halle Barry is anything less than exquiste; however, I would like to go on the record with my horror at the current trend for black tights with pumps/skirts etcetera. This is the aughts version of all those women wearing black tights with their overalls in the nineties. NO! Just NO!

  7. susanne
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    it’s like she hopped off her motorcycle and changed into a dress for this event, but forgot to bring a different jacket and purse.

  8. Dan
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    Too tight across the boobage.

    Too much black, with the dress and the tights.

    The scarf/jacket combo makes me afraid that she’s chilly.

  9. mermaid
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    i like the dress and the jacket. the shape of her body actually looks great. but she needs to lose the scarf, for a start. and then i think lose the tights (it seems she has boots on, so i think bare legs would work). each piece is fine, but together its all too much and too covered (esp for such a beautiful woman with a perfect body). that rule about always take off one accessory before leaving the house? it applies here.

  10. Sarah
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    Overall SHORTS! Important detail there.

  11. Lauri
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    I think the satin dress is the problem- if you just subbed in a non-shiny fabric, maybe even a sweater-dress, it would look fab. I love the jacket!

  12. gail
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    Her outfit doesn’t bother me nearly as much as the two curls on either side of her head that make her look like she’s got horns.

  13. Peony
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    Different jacket or jacket with a different outfit. It’s a lot of black and I’m a devotee of black with black with black on black. Now I guess I know what I look like – drabbish.

  14. Ranee
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    All she had to do was button up the jacket, ditch the black hose, and put on some bad-ass thigh high boots in a greyish silvery suede color, and she’d be in business. I totally envy her hot-momma bod.

  15. Katharine
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    I would not change a thing about this. The layering of textures, the monochrome palette enlivened by that AMAZING grey jacket (look at that leather! I bet it feels like velvet), the proportions, the perfect fashionableness that yet doesn’t scream TREND WHORE… I’m sorry, what’s not to like?

  16. Kirsten
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    The jacket’s great, but not with the rest of it. Too much black.

  17. kristy
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    the jacket is AWESOME. MAybe id she was standing at ATTENTION and din’t look awkard I would stand behind this

  18. Kennedy
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    I agree about the tights. Lose them and pair the outfit with some edgy, strappy heels. I can’t tell if the scarf is part of the dress or just a scarf.

    To digress, who hasn’t had those “I feel fat and I hate all my clothes” days, when we just want to don every single black garment we own? All at once. Not that she looks fat. But we’ve all been there.

    Jacket = exquisite.

  19. Chujiao
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    She looks great albeit conservative.

    1. get jacket of a different color. Electric blue, green, yellow or red, whatever, just a bright color.
    2. get a pair of kickass shoes instead of the kind that walmart have year round.

  20. Jen
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    I like the little jacket and the purse. But the dress looks more Hefty Cinch-Sak than Awesome LBN. 100% polyester looks good on no one, including Halle Berry.

  21. Sarah
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    The dress is the problem. Too tight and shiny. Please substitute for something that looks as cosy as the scarf and jacket so she looks seasonal and adorable, like the cosy cutie she is.

  22. Jaime
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    Love the jacket. The rest looks cheap.

  23. Olivia
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    Why black tights? WHY!
    She looks uncomfortable, like she’s really sucking it in or wearing a full body spanx or maybe a back brace.
    This would be a lot cuter if she eliminated the tights, the scarf, and wore a kickier shoe. And maybe some colour on the lips.

  24. darek
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    Had she got rid of the leggings (pants?), that scarf which I hope is NOT actually attached to the dress and wore a say a red leather jacket or white or any other color other than grey and black with a matching purse – she could’ve pulled it off.

  25. Anonymous
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    Whoever suggested the sweater dress is on fire with correctness. THAT would look awesome.

  26. stacey
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    It’s too much. My preference would be to pull the coat. It’s cute, and would look great with skinny jeans. I’d love to see if there is detail around the collar on the dress. May a scarf in a different color would help?

  27. Cecily
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    Do you know it never occurred to me before now that I have NEVER seen Halle Berry in anything that’s not showing her boobs, or at least her neck and chest? WOW, revelation, that is. She doesn’t look like herself with so much fabric. Her face is doing a “get me out of this cowl neck and into a deep V” for sure! Drab, meh, too much black (if there is such a thing), etc.

  28. redshoeson
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    The coat needs to be gone STAT.

  29. Anonymous
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    Ditch the tights and we’re golden. If those are in fact tights, and not pleather pants of some sort, the horrors of which I don’t particularly want to dwell on.

  30. Tricia
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    Jacket – Oui
    Scarf – Oui
    Shoes – Oui
    Purse – Oui
    Tights – Oui

    The dress reminds me of something popular in 1997. More particularly, a satin undergarment that I would wear in public as a dress. My friends used to also borrow said “dress” and wear it themselves. Oh Madonna, how you ruined us with your underwear as outerwear thing.

    My point is, bad memories, and bad fashion. Just even make it un-satin and un-a-line and I am all over this outfit.

    Now GO! Adieu.

  31. G-dog
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    DUDES. She looks completely awesome. I would give everything I own to look like this just for ten seconds.

  32. Anonymous
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    I think the outfit is nice. It just needs some COLOR — the taupe and black are too close together so we can’t make out details.

  33. Edwardina
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    I dig the jacket and the bag. I think if the dress weren’t shiny, (the sweater dress idea is spot-on), and the tights were absent, or not so opaque, and the boots were just a touch funkier, we’d be in business. I’d give her a punchier lipstick, but even if it were just some gloss that would help a lot, too.

  34. Sherri
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    It’s a little too much monochromatic blah, isn’t it? Changing out or removing one item might improve everything. Or, hey!, add a COLOR. Yeah, a color might help.

    Except on the tights. I cannot think of a single time, place, or outfit where satin goes with tights. EVER.

    I think someone made Halle leave the house that night, and this was her tiny revenge. She was all set to slouch in sweats, eat pizza, and watch something special on TV, and then they made her put on that and go out. And she forgot to set the TiVo.

  35. Pixiestyx
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    Needs a different dress. In a different color. Not shiny. That isn’t stretched too tight across her chest. Otherwise, looks OK to me. She’s gorgeous.

  36. Marta
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    Her body is (as always) banging, and her bag is cute… Other than that, the dress looks like it’s made out of the same material as those Go-Go dancer/disco halloween costumes, I can’t tell where her tights end and boots begin, and is that supposed to be a cock-eyed cowlneck? I thought the jacket was maybe cute, but decided I hate the hem and the material looks cheap. Overall, I just think she looks like she shopped at K-Mart or something.

  37. djheydt
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    D’you know, I love every single separate element of this outfit. The scarf, the jacket, the dress, the bag, the tights (because they are OPAQUE), the shoes (which look like honest God-fearing shoes and not something handed down by Imelda Marcos).

    But put together, they just don’t go.

    It would seem that the wholeis not always equal to the sum of its parts. Sometimes it’s more. Here, alas, it’s noticeably less.

    I don’t even know what to do to fix it. Guess that’s why I’m not a stylist. :)

  38. Clara
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    Everything looks stretchy and flammable. The jacket is too short and too flimsy, the dress is too shiney. The scarf is pointless. I can the head to toe black (dress tights shoes) with a better fitting jacket and no scarf. Not your best look, Halle.

  39. djheydt
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    P.S. Kirsten said,

    “The jacket’s great, but not with the rest of it. Too much black.”

    Excuse me, but … nonsense. There’s no such thing as too much black. :)

  40. Blanche
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    Occasional understatement is a virtue. She isn’t dressed up for the Hollywood prom, and her smile has faded in this shot, but even so, I’m actually more in awe of Berry’s gorgeousness in this Friday-night-art-crawl-in-the-warehouse-district look. Despite the famousness of Berry’s figure, never before have I realized just how tiny her waist is, and generally–not just how !vavavavoom!–but how *lovely* her proportions are. She just sold me, for the first time ever, on the idea that there might be a reasonable use for a short jacket.

  41. happygoluckyme
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    Love the jacket and bag! Bunching of fabric at the neck is stumpifying her whole body. Lose the scarf and give the neckline a bit of a vee so girlfriend can breathe. Make the dress less shiny (no, un-shiny) and give her a stronger lipcolor, and we’re good to go.

  42. Amy
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    Somehow, shockingly, Halle has made herself stumpy and a titch hippy! I didn’t think it was possible. First, the jacket needs to be a little longer (or paired casually with jeans). The dress is too shiny for the distressed jacket. A sweater dress might pair better with both the jacket and the heavy tights.

  43. happygoluckyme
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    Love the jacket and bag! Bunching of fabric at the neck is stumpifying her whole body. Lose the scarf and give the neckline a bit of a vee so girlfriend can breathe. Make the dress less shiny (no, un-shiny) and give her a stronger lipcolor, and we’re good to go.

  44. biilliiiggggiiiiiiiiiin
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    I love the jacket and I love the clutch.
    HOWEVER, I can’t decide if I should comment on the dress because it’s spandex or because it’s satin… Which is worse?
    Did she get cheek implants? Suddenly her face looks large. If she did, I’m sad. If not, she needs to rethink her make-up.
    Back to the outfit. The jacket and clutch cry for casual wear, something in the denim department. A turtleneck made out of cotton would be nice also.

  45. Margot
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    I love the jacket. I love Halle. I do not love this outfit.

    There is just way too much shiny black material in that dress and the tights are too heavy. And the random brown jacket cuts the dress weirdly and makes Halle look sloppy. The jacket with jeans would be lovely. Or the same cut of dress but not shiny and not with tights.

  46. gryt
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    That dress does not belong with that jacket.

  47. Troll
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    Love the jacket. Hate the rest.

  48. Jilly
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    I would ditch the scarf and tights and put on some killer heels. Maybe if the dress were a little less shiny and litte less clingy in the boob area, I would like it a little more, too.

  49. mikki_vb
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    My intense dislike for Ms. Berry means that nothing she wears will ever look good or right. Yes, she’s gorgeous – no one on Planet Earth is as breathtaking and she is, blah blah blah – but she herself is so potently lousy that I can’t get past HER to judge her clothes.

  50. Christina
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    She could take the scarf off and hand the jacket over to some steampunk kid. It looks damn strange when you come to an event with your outdoor clothes on…

  51. Anonymous
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    That dress looks like a black plastic garbage bag, and the hair is way too messy. Even with her perfect face and gorgeous body, she just can’t pull it off.

  52. Alida
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    Funny thing…isn’t monochromatic suppose to elongate the body? Somehow, this is making her look short. The little horn like things coming from her hair and all that black just doesn’t conjur good feelings. Neither by the way does the look of constipation on her face. Shame, she usually looking flawless, now she just looks human.

    At least she doesn’t look like she tripped and scraped her knew like Miss Serratos below. Maybe that’s why Christian Serratos lips are purple. she fell, landed on her lips and managed to scrap that one knee.

  53. Katie Glick
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    I think Halle still looks SUPER good. Like, better than I will look in a dress ever good, however, she doesn’t look her best. I don’t really like the black with the brown, and she should definitely ditch the tights. I’m also not sure that I love the fabric of the dress, it kind of looks like vinyl clothing.

  54. andrea
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    I think it’s just blah. Like, she was having one of those days when she hates everything in her closet because it’s old, or she’s tired of it, or it doesn’t fit right anymore, and so she just threw on some things that individually are quite respectable and together they may not look totally great but as an outfit it’s ACCEPTABLE and you have to wear something so god! I hate my closet.

    This is what I think Halle Berry’s outfit looks like.

  55. srd
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    I love that jacket, but offI-black with real dark shiny black is always odd.
    I like the sweater dress idea–something touchable

  56. katy
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    If you scroll down so that you can’t see the face, the outfit is fine with the exception that the top is too tight. The only problem is that Halle Berry usually looks so fabulous and this is just nice.

  57. JenfromTN
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    I actually think it’s a little bit genius for allowing her to carry off the satin without looking like she’s lived in it for three days.

  58. gomergirl
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    forget the outfit…. is that really her? her face looks so…. so…. wierd. and tight. and wierd.

  59. Grabes
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    Yikes, that dress is pure Jessica McClintock, and the tights/shoes/scarf don’t help. On the other hand, she should really give me that jacket.

  60. MN
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    I think she looks great. This is a look that I really like, though. The only complaint I would have is that if you are going to go all black, then wear a truly black leather jacket and not one that is a way different shade of black or even gray. Hard to know what to call it. Gray? Black? But even that isn’t a major gripe for me.

  61. FK
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    @ Gomergirl, I’m with you! My heart sinks to think she’s succumbed to the Botox. She’s so gorgeous, no! I’m hoping it’s just the photo angle?

  62. Sandra
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    Color. Look in to it.

  63. Strunkette
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    LOVE the jacket!!!! Everything else…meh….

  64. Emily
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    I’m not against black on black. It can look cool if the blacks are varied textures that complement each other. However, the texture of that dress would not complement anything at all except maybe a B movie alien queen (along with Juliette Lewis’ kneepads from last week’s Freaky Fug Friday!). It looks like plastic, or pleather, or really cheap satin that could have used another steam before heading out the door but probably would have ended up with wrinkles anyway because it’s CHEAP. Anyway, the jacket is really rockin, but it doesn’t make any sense with the rest of the outfit. At all. Puhlease, Halle, even though you’re hot and we love you, check yourself.

  65. Lesley
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    She looks constipated.

  66. Deb
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    She is GORGOUS!
    Me wants the jacket!
    She can keep the rest.
    She did forget to check the hair at upon exiting the limo.

  67. bjørn
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    hey, what happened to “the evils of satin”?
    that whole unfortunate shiny nipple-to-nipple-pleat effect is exhibit a.
    and it’s all so tight, clingy and shiny/semi-shiny. i kind of expect the ensemble to squeak and screech when she moves.

  68. May
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    Whoah guys,

    This is totally something Sydney Andrews Mancini Field would have worn.

    That’s why it looks so wrong on La Halle.

    Think about it: She would have worn just the weird stretchy satin black dress while wiping down tables at Shooters. Then some man she shouldn’t be flirting with (but OF COURSE is) would say “Hey, whaddya say we get out of here”. She would have smiled coyly, then evily and said, “alright, but I’m not paying for dinner this time.”
    THEN she totally would have put on her kicky leather jacket, tossed her hair, and the completely innapropriate man would open the door. And as he leads her out by the small of her back he would say something terribly douchey like, “I was thinking breakfast”.
    **cue music and cut to Allison pouting**

    Ka Blowie.

  69. Kathleen F.
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    It’s not meh exactly, because I think she looks cute. And there’s nothing specific I’d change. The problem is that I’m not used to Halle Berry looking merely “cute.” Or even “very cute.” Halle Berry is so genetically gifted that I think I’ve come to believe that you shouldn’t expect anything less than STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS from her. Maybe this is a little unfair. She does look very cute.

  70. SPJava
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    It’s Halle Berry so she can’t ever really look bad. But not unlike Mrs. Parker up above, (that’s mucho rouching and shininess for a little lady to carry off) this is a lot of look. The jacket, whatever is swooshing around her neck, the rubber or is it vinyl? top of the dress streched across the breasts, tights with the boots… Stop the Over Load.

    Get a better fit across the bust line, remove the jacket and the swoosh. Switch to a ligther pair of hose and possibly a simple shoe and we may have something.

    Eh, that is a LOT of work isn’t it.
    Never mind. Best bet junk it all and pull something else off the rack.

  71. Olivia
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    It’s not THAT BAD, but there’s something really wrong going on in the boob area. The fabric shouldn’t stretch like that. It makes her boobs look like balloons or something. Like the jacket though, just not with this outfit.

  72. Tina
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    I love the jacket, but combined with the scarf and the high neck of the dress, it all looks a little like everything is tight under the arms.

    Also, the dress with the shoes is just a lot of shiny. It doesn’t make her look relaxed at all.

  73. Betty
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    Lose the scarf (scarf? weird high bulky neckline? whatever it is) and sort out a more normal neckline for that dress, which could also stand to go up half a size.

  74. darby
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    I would like this a lot better with some patterned tights. I think, not just plain black.

    And maybe loose the jacket.

  75. 'Mela
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    She looks like an anonymous Latina woman.
    I don’t mean this negatively,
    I mean she doesn’t look like Halle Berry.

  76. darby
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    Fuck, lose*

  77. Kary
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    There’s way too much shiny fabric going on. At first, I thought it was an all-leather ensemble. Thank God it’s not, but still — the boots, the dress (which may as well be leather) — it’s too much. Maybe going with something less shiny for the jacket. Cotton? Wool?

    That said, if anyone can pull off a jacket like this, it’s Halle Berry.

  78. bumble
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    i am crazy about this jacket! it is sooo badass. the outfit in its entirety is negligible, but i have to say, it is nice to see her not succumbing to the pressure to be Jessica Rabbit every time she steps out in public. she looks modern, she looks like New York to me. sometimes, you’re just in a New York state of mind, ya know?

    i think she picked a shiny dress with opaque tights as a contrast, but i don’t think it worked well, personally. i can totally see her at an upscale cocktail party in Manhattan or Seattle, and i think that’s a cute look for her. a woman can have more sides to herself than glam or uber-casual. rock on.

  79. Molly
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    The first comment says it all.
    She looks squished.
    Fess up.
    Who got jealous and tossed Halle in the trash compactor?
    And couldn’t anyone have said OH HONEY, NO! to that odd bunching of fabric across her boob line?

  80. Candy
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    It’s the scarf. (Or is that a big collar?) It’s making her look tense like her windpipe is being constricted.

  81. lucy suede
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    as with many previous commenteurs, i am reluctant to say that halle looks anything less than fabulous; this outfit on the non-gorgeous proletariat would be 5-star fug. ok, maybe only 4-stars b/c the jacket is mighty fine.

  82. Christine
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    We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild …

  83. Kay
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    I feel like the coat and the scarf are killing the outfit… something about it is too heavy on top. The black leggings aren’t helping the heavy feeling, but they aren’t the biggest problem. Grey tights/pantyhose would have gone well with the purse, would break up the outfit a little bit, and would have gotten rid of the heavy feeling. Coat and scarf should go.

  84. Danielle B
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    Step 1: Lose tights.

    Step 2: Go up a size on the dress.

    Step–I…um…is that a collar on the dress? Or a scarf? Whatever.

    Step 3: Get rid of whatever *that* is up by her face and go for a simple v-neck.

    Now we can all appreciate Halle’s great jacket and potentially awesome shoes.

  85. Steph
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    I know I shouldn’t, but I always think she looks so mannish. The permanently furrowed brow, maybe?

    I also think your usual appreciation for all things Halle must be clouding your judgment here. She’s a total mess. The jacket looks lovely but the dress looks like a plastic stripper’s dress.

    But that’s just me.

  86. Petrova Fossil
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    Jacket: ooh, shiny!
    Dress: ew, shiny.

  87. Grizzelda
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    Replace the black scarf with a pale washed gold one. Exchange the shiny black dress for a matte one in a dark champagne color, four inches longer. Lose the tights. Those boots – no. Replace them with a pair of mid-heel muted bronze sandals. Purse can stay. Or whatever it is she’s got in her hand.

  88. SundanceFunpants
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    Did anyone notice that K-Stew’s dress is SHEER?!?!?! You can see her shoe, her leg, the whole thing ALL THE WAY UP HER DRESS!!! Hello? What are we teaching the world’s youth? A dress made entirely out of tulle with NO LINING is NEVER a good choice!

  89. Slogrkelly
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    Dress – FUG

    Jacket, bag, FAB

    Tights/shoes meh, can’t really tell from the photo.

    If she just had a better dress!!

  90. Anonymous
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    Does Halle Berry (of ALL people) actually look *gasp* stumpy in this get-up???? For that alone it should be burned – how could you make this body look stumpy? A true wonder of fug. Also, the scarf is eating her neck…

  91. Lolo
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    Breathe Halle Berry….breathe….I’m fearful that it is not a scarf, but a GIANT cowl neck on the dress that is spilling out over her beautiful jacket.

  92. angharad
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    There’s something about the outfit and the expression on her face that reminds me of Anna from “V”.

  93. Kim Dougherty
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    Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman in the world. I just wish she would wear more color! She always looks amazing in jewel tones and while I love the coat I think she should always have some amazing color on her.

  94. rachael
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    lose the tights, jazz up the shoe and it’s fab.

  95. Kim Dougherty
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    Halle Berry is the most beautiful woman in the world. I just wish she would wear more color! She always looks amazing in jewel tones and while I love the coat I think she should always have some amazing color on her.

  96. rachael
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    Okay, so slight amendment to my prior comment. I think the shoe is what’s making her look stumpy. I think a hot pointy toed shoe, maybe in an ankle-high booty, and she’d be golden even with the tights. It’s that rounded off toe that isn’t working with the look of the rest of the outfit.

  97. Jersey Jen
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    The entire outfit is MEH, but she still looks great in it. How does she do that??

  98. Aurora
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    That’s not Halle B. Some look-a-like hired for the night cuz she had better things to do…

  99. Lizzie
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    It’s just a little too monochromatic for my taste. Not only is she wearing a black dress with black tights (?) and black boots, but a black scark and a very dark leather jacket as well. She’s gorgeous, of course, and I would still love to look like her on her worst day. But I do wish she had a tiny splash of color in there somewhere.

  100. Laura
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    I think it’s just the shiny-on-shiny texture of the leather v/s the satin. I’m okay with the black satin dress, she can pull that off, and I like the jacket, just… not together. The jacket would work better with something more casual. With this dress she could have sported just a tad of color in the jacket/scarf/shoes area. But not a boring grayish leather jacket.

  101. Lauren
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    Coat is super cute… black tights and shiny black dress…. not so much. I agree with a post at the beginning that says the pieces are all pretty cute but when put together… fug

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  104. Triakel
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    I think the jacket is fantastic, but I agree that the rest is rather eh. Not “claw-my-eyes-out-I’d-rather-be-blind” bad, but not great or inspiring or anything either.

    Maybe if the big turtle-neck thing had been a tight sweater, and she’d paired it with decent jeans? I think that might have made it fantastic. But not with the handbag. And maybe the black is too shiny, come to think about it…

  105. doris grey
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    The whole ensemble isn’t red carpet ready. Love the jacket, it practically begs to be worn with kicky separates to breeze around town in…and not with a cheap looking dress that is too short. Not a fan of high necked short dresses. And really not a fan of the tights. None of the pieces play well with the others. Do over.

  106. wc
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    Lose the jacket and the tights and then she’ll be the Halle we know and love.

  107. TonyG
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    Unfug Halle Berry?

    Sacrilege!

    How many ever look this good, in anything.

    Sometimes, I think we all just expect a bit too much, and then overthink when we attempt to unfug. Y’all are crazy: there is nothing fug about this.

    She clearly thought about this combo, which:

    1) uses basic black to show off the curves of her body;

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