It has come to my attention that I don’t totally know the different between Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene. They both play Cullens of some ilk in Twilight and Twilight II: Electric Boogaloo and Twilight III: Electric Boogalee — poorly, from what I remember –and that’s all I know. But I also spent most of Twilight One: The Beginning laughing at Jackson Rathbone’s HILARIOUS wig, and Twilight Two: A New Hope admiring Lautner’s abs. Which is probably why, when I read on the Marchesa twitter feed that they’d dressed Nikki Reed, I was super surprised to see this:

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THAT does not look like Marchesa. Also, THAT’S NOT NIKKI REED, JESSICA. THIS is Nikki Reed:


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One is wearing a bedsheet, the other is doing a classic Miss J “Broken Down Doll”/Come See How Wee My Waist Is pose in an ostrich and some tulle and enough spray tan to power two seasons of Dancing With the Stars. Despite the incredible disparity in their looks — depressed vs. peppy; minimalism v. maximalism; look at me vs. LOOK AWAY — I am pretty sure I still won’t be able to tell them apart next time I see them.