I realize that there’s something very Zuul about this dress — as though the pattern was based on what Sigourney Weaver sees in Ghostbusters during that scene where she opens her fridge and instead of eggs and coffee and apples or whatever, she sees the hellish domain of Gozer the Gozerian. I mean, just look at it: there’s a demon on her torso.
And yet I still kind of like it. Damn — does this mean I’M the Gatekeeper? I don’t know if I’ve got the time for demonic possession this week. I’ve got the Golden Globes on Sunday!