There is no denying that Ms. Sedgwick, herself, is fab. I love her. And there are very few celebrity couples I actually get invested in — like, I was the only person I know who didn’t bat an eye when Sarandon and Robbins busted up — but if she and Kevin Bacon ever split up, and it’s revealed that he’s a misogynistic gigolo who feasts on eyeball pasta and she’s a big ol’ coke ho or something, I will be so upset, I will have to hit the Diet Coke early that day.

Kyra Sedgwick visits 'The Late Show with David Letterman' in NYC

[Photo: Splash News]

As for the dress, I’m undecided. I loved it at first, but I couldn’t tell until I enlarged it just how much it looks like her bra is showing, rather than just being black lacy detail. I understand it’s a stylistic choice, but I kind of wish it had a round neckline that met in the middle, instead of a V; that would remove the brassiere from the equation, and I could go back to admiring her arms and writing my Kevin Bacon/Kyra Sedgwick Come To My House For Pancakes fan-fiction. It’s going to be really good, you guys. There are Dynasty DVDs involved.

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