Jessica Biel is in The A-Team? I had no idea there even were any women in The A-Team. In fairness, I may be distracted by Bradley Cooper’s abs in the ads.  Also distracting:

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Is that…a napkin tied around a lace bustier? Because it looks like a dinner napkin haphazardly tied around her boobs, perhaps in the aftermath of an unfortunate table candle/bodice/pinot grigio incident. (Who HASN’T set her boobs on fire whilst innocently attempting to better read the happy hour menu?). Let’s take a closer look, shall we?

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Yep. Dim lighting in restaurateur = need to peer closely at menu = candle = flames = fiery bodice destruction = haphazard construction of top from dinner napkin. I both applaud her ingenuity and want to know the story behind the skirt made of bedsheets.