Halle Berry At The 6th Annual Keep A Child Alive Black Ball

“So I hear y’all bitches at the tabloids think I’ve been looking pregnant. Well GET A LOAD OF THIS. It’s tight and it’s low-cut and I’m wearing the shit out of it, and later I’ll be sporting it at my audition for the obligatory Sexy Cylon Whose Dress Is Close To Falling Off Her Breasts role in Battlestar Galactica II: Galactose Intolerant. The only bumps you’ll see are the ones spilling out of the top. GOT IT? GREAT.”