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The sheer ick factor of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag severely beat down Lauren Conrad’s hideous pants and other fashion faux-pas, grabbing 77 percent of the vote en route to a berth in Round One. They’ll face a formidable foe in the endearinly wacky — but still undeniably off her tree — SWINTON.
How does this make you feel, Lauren Conrad?
“Gosh, I don’t know, I mean… on the one hand, it feels nice to be able to go home and put up my feet and fill out my bracket while Lo weaves me some headbands. But on the other hand.. seriously, this headband is REALLY STUPID. And I LOST. To my ARCHRIVAL. And his CONCUBINE. I want to punch something. I would take it out on a dress form, if I ever actually draped any of the stuff I might sort of occasionally have a hand in designing. Sigh. I don’t know how to cope with this.”
Sorry, pet. But in the end, consider a loss here a compliment.
Next up: Round 1 will span Thursday and Friday.
Among the seeds in action tomorrow: Aubrey O’Day defends her No. 1 spot against No. 16 Estelle; Phoebe Price dukes it out with Kim Kardashian; Lily Allen, defending champ Bai Ling, Lisa Rinna, and Blake Lively may have to answer for their crimes; and No. 2 seed Lady Gaga makes her second-ever appearance on this site after our strenuous efforts to pretend she doesn’t exist.
Get your voting fingers ready.