Fug Gardens

What is going on with Drew Barrymore?

[Photo: Splash News]

Seriously. I don’t even know what to say about this thing. Did you ever see the Friends episode where Chandler decides not to be so sarcastic (or something), and thus he is constantly being confronted with moments that are perfectly set up for snide comments, and he is essentially reduced to clapping his hand over his mouth? That’s how I feel looking at this, except my hand is clapped over my mouth to keep the nonsense in, because this get-up has provoked SO MANY varied responses to me that my only reaction is gibberish. I mean it. Two minutes ago, I basically wrote, “SLANKET grunge 90s TIME TRAVEL SACK scarf hair TOGA picnic drunk.”

Okay, so that basically covers it, right?