Naturally, the performance involved a giant stuffed horse, with which she twerked. She also allowed its nose to nuzzle her in the anal nethers and then straddled it and rode it, writhing, while singing a song about having sex, which she often addressed TO the horse. As one does. When I heard tell of all this, I was INCREDIBLY concerned she had dragged an ACTUAL horse into things. But thankfully, it was just a horse costume, and yes, Miley Cyrus has created a world in which I am giving thanks that her bestiality is only IMAGINED and loosely simulated.
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