I was misinformed (by myself): Dame Joan Collins doesn’t show up until NEXT week. While we wait, we have to deal with jokes about anal bleaching and Fashion Week as an aphrodisiac, plus a girl giving a dude a blow job WHILE SHE IS DRIVING. It’s just… if it had happened on One Tree Hill I probably would have laughed out loud while rolling my eyes, but because this show hasn’t found a beating heart that can sustain it through the raunchy parts, I just get annoyed.

Tags: The Royals
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