And then Poor Twin looks over and sees the Evil Man, doing his very best to look like he's in a Top Model photoshoot about serial killers. This is when we realize it's a fantasy, and of course Poor Twin wakes up next to Ioan all breathless and sweaty but for entirely the wrong reasons. Later, at her NA meeting, she accepts her one-year sobriety chip and announces she's going to tell her family the truth about who she is. Which is not going to help her assassin problem. She SHOULD be telling them, "Let's move to Turks & Caicos and open up a store that sells tropical pocket squares."
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