Then Poor Twin sheds her skin and reveals a super intricate dress that looks like wearable origami, but is actually maybe sort of nice. This is what he had bought her to wear to Swan Lake -- to which, may I remind you, her friend is wearing cougar satin and a push-up bra. I can't decide which of them would look more out of place. So Poor Twin has a really detached and passionless scene where she and Ioan agree to trust each other -- sigh, it's a long story; she secretly thought he was trying to kill her, he thought she was getting a divorce -- and then stare out the window, because that's what rich people do when they're both attractive, it's late, they're alone, and they haven't had sex in a long time. Meanwhile, Rich Twin is alone in a hotel room being a sad, pregnant flower in a crappy slip. Good thing they're played by the same person, or else that would seem so very unfair. Poor Twin: 1, Rich Twin: 0.
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