But BOOM: Ioan apparently shoved Poor Twin out of the way and took the bullet, so as FBI ARA calls the cops, Ioan lies there bleeding. Poor Twin is super lovestruck about what a hero he is. Nobody seems to care that Malcolm is still MIA, except for me. Although he and Cruel Intentions apparently can't be on the payroll at the same time, so maybe the text WAS really from Malcolm, before he remembered the rules and decided not to show up. Ioan had better not be in a coma, though, because without his meaningful facial expressions, I will never feel sufficiently tense, nor gruff, nor ffudd. I don't come to the party just to find out the host won't be getting drunk and singing karaoke, you dig?