We begin with Rich Twin standing in front of a massively fake-looking green screen showing stock footage of Paris. I like to think Rich Twin actually does own a green screen, for scheming purposes. Henry Sad-Sack calls her while she was apparently in the midst of trying on some wonderful crime-covering black leather gloves, and tells her Jamie Martin is dead. Rich Twin seems surprised, but relieved that she is already wearing mourning black, and grateful she did not stroll in front of this Parisian green screen wearing a matching green that would've rendered her a floating head. THAT would be a plot twist. In fact, they did that on Passions. It was Adrian Zmed -- yes, of Grease 2 fame -- and he wore a tri-corner hat. If this show goes that way, I will mount an Emmy campaign.
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