Fug the Show: Revenge, the last three episodes


Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we’re starting mid-stream with this one. CONSIDER THAT MY REVENGE. You know what you did.*

But in making up for the fact that we haven’t been covering this show all season, at the very least you get the last three episodes in one fell swoop. You can assume that the following happened in the episodes we didn’t cover: bandage dresses were worn (until Victoria Grayson told her PR Girl who is also apparently her party planner/stylist/personal assistant that she NEVER WANTED TO SEE ONE AGAIN) and revenge was both brung and broughten. Let’s look at the clothes.

*The REVENGE on me, of course, is that the first photo there is upside down. Don’t worry, it’s normal in the slideshow.

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  1. Eliza Bennett
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    Um. Is the Revenge that there’s no slideshow? I don’t know what I did, but LOVE ME AGAIN.

  2. Jessica
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    I love you again! Also, I have no idea why that pic is upside down to start with, but it’s right on the inside.

  3. Eliza Bennett
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    Fab!

  4. EAG46
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    I think Emily should have made friends with the housekeepers, gardeners, and other underpaid and overworked employees. Hell hath no fury like a recently fired maid.

  5. Katty McNiley Ripley
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    Yeah the show is pretty ridiculous, but very “campy-soapy-entertaining” in a VERY good way. But is Ashley the only PR/Assistant/Stylist/Event-planner in the Hamptons? Or is she the cheapest one? The white-tight dress on Emily was terrible, when she walked it looked like the 1st time a (very masculine) tranny dressed a tight-dress!

    But I shall keep watching, that’s my REVENGE!

  6. Willie Pajamas
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    I always refer to “Wacky Gay-ish Weirdo Paranoid Billionaire Nolan” simply as “Extra Weasley Brother” because seriously does no one else see it?

  7. TaraMisu
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    Love. This. Show. Some of Emanda’s (hee!) clothing choices are odd, but Victoria hits it out of the park every time….

  8. taylor
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    Okay, NOW this and Ringer are my favorite Fug recaps. You spoil us!

  9. Lindy
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    Love this show! And Emily, on average, dresses pretty well. Those neutrals you dislike are meant to evoke the sea, I think. She’s quite often dressed in sea colors.

    • Katty McNiley Ripley
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      I think it’s because she’s used to fly under the raydar and never wants to attract too much atention on her. So it’s only neutrals and normal stuff, never nothing too outlandish, which makes perfect sense!

    • MK
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      My theory is the costumers think that neutrals mean “rich & classy”. Remember this is the same show that pretends North Carolina is the Hamptons. But I love it anyway.

  10. theotherjennifer
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    I also see Nolan as a poor man’s James Spader… equally snarky but not as vapid or coked out. Love the popped collars…freaking love this show – very guilty pleasure.

  11. thunderthighs
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    This show is so awesome. I love how Victoria BANISHED bandage dresses! What will she wear now? I guess upholstered sheaths.

    That gold dress Emily wore to accept the proposal in the rain is Michael Kors for like $1900. I gotta give the costume designer props, Emily may sometimes look boring but she always looks immaculate and insanely appropriate.

    • Jessica
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      I thought so! I literally thought to myself, “I bet that’s Michael Kors.”

  12. Erin
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    So glad I’m not the only one that went “Francie? Where have you been since they decided you didn’t really work on the back-door Private Practice pilot? You’re guesting as a lawyer now? Sigh.”

  13. crookedE
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    Sweet fancy jeebus I love this show.

  14. Sajorina
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    I love this show & these recaps are priceless! I adore the silver dress Victoria is wearing in one of the slides & the gold dress Emily is wearing in the proposal scene! WANT! Ok, Madeleine Stowe is freaking gorgeous and Emily Vancamp can wear anything and look fabulous in it! And, not only do I still call that actress “Francie”, I still call Bradley Cooper “Will Tippin” & Michael Vartan “Vaughn”…. Old habits die hard!

    • wtfnyc
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      Right there with you, Sajorina. Also, despite the fact that I’ve seen him in like a million other things, including lots of Broadway, Victor Garber will ALWAYS be “Spy Daddy” to me.

      Speaking of which, wouldn’t Spy Daddy be a great guest star on REVENGE?!?!? He’d look faaabulous in Hamptons-wear!

      • Sajorina
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        Ahahahaha… “Spy Daddy” is hilarious! I love me some Victor “Jack Bristow” Garber! And, interestingly, Emily VanCamp was in “Brothers and Sisters” with Ron “Evil SD-6 Director” Rifkin!

    • Kristan
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      Ditto. Alias fans for life! (Well, seasons 1-3 anyway.)

  15. vandalfan
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    I had to go back and just read your titles of each slides! Hilarious ! Brevity is the soul of wit.

  16. Mare
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    Agreed that this is great fun, but I grow weary of Victoria’s sleeveless tight sheaths. Doesn’t it grow chilly in the Hamptons at night?

  17. laura
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    YES! This show is so bad I love it! Also please start fuging Two Broke Girls! The show itself doesn’t merit full recaps, just a “here’s what some cracked out stuff these ladies have been forced to wear” is sufficient. Seriously the “rich” broke girl wears Rachel Bilson’s formal short rejects and the “broke” broke girl, well, the stylist must really HATE her or has no idea how to dress a short busty woman. PLEASE this show is begging to be mocked!

    • Sajorina
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      I think the girls on “2 Broke Girls” look pretty good for being, well, broke! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!

  18. Mariya
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    Thanks! Now the show will be even more fun to watch :)

  19. Hallie
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    Charlotte is played by young Jennifer Garner from 13 Going On 30! I hope Francie is not actually Evil Francie, because if so, Charlotte could be in danger. Remember: when in doubt, offer “Francie” coffee ice cream.

    • Jessica
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      Dude, that is awesome because I seriously was looking at her and thought, “that girl really looks like Jennifer Garner.”

      • MK
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        Yeah and I think she’s kind of winning too. I actually feel sorry for her character on the show. Clearly I’m too invested.

  20. cc
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    Re.

    VENGE.

  21. Annie
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    There have been multiple times now that the Charlotte character has appeared on screen wearing some super cheap-looking tube top jersey dress and then I yell at the stylists (through the television) “SHE IS LIKE THE RICHEST KID EVER SHE WOULD NOT SHOP AT FOREVER 21 AGGGHHHHH”

  22. Miranda
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    “REWANYEGAY” oh, I died.

  23. Andrew S.
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    This was delicious, if only for all the varied titles XD

    Great work, as always!

  24. Eli
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    With all of the money Nolan has, he can’t afford better than the $8 special at a 1983 Supercuts? Does he have a DeLorean in which he travels back to get that hairstyle?

    • Annie E
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      I mean… he probably does.

      I love Nolan. I went from finding him really annoying (obviously) to immensely enjoyable in the last few episodes. Charlotte is a snore, but so is Ashley – whenever either of them come on screen it’s bound to be a snoozefest, and with the latter it’s a snoozefest in a British accent.

  25. Anna
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    I fully support the fug-capping of my favorite shows, but the wardrobing on this show is just so… tasteful. I wish they’d give you more to work with.

  26. jenny
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    The scenes where Victoria is wearing an extremely revealing negligee while chatting casually with her grown son CREEP. ME. OUT. Also think Ashley’s clothes are pretty rockin’, almost all the time. More of those next slideshow! And more Nolan double pops!

  27. Charlotte
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    I never watch the shows, but I live for the FugCaps. WHERE ARE THE RINGER EPS????

  28. Amanda
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    As someone from Long Island, I don’t know where in the hell Conor Paolo got his accent from. No one on this island talks like that, even those townies.I don’t know who he was “Studying”.

  29. Jules
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    I see people upside down.
    It upsets me.
    :(
    I have no idea what this show is and I am not looking at the Gallery of pics.

    • Annie E
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      Good thing you have free will, then, and aren’t required to read this blog or look at the photos.

  30. The Other Molly
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    Ringer is not on again until January 31st.
    I like Revenge, I’ve missed night time soaps and this is certainly soapy.
    And any show about rich folks getting a comeuppance is a-okay with me.
    And it makes me ponder.
    What is worse?
    Nolan’s haircut, or Jack’s stupidity for falling for faux/skank Amanda?

    • Charlotte
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      Thanks, Other Molly. Sometimes I just jonze so badly for all things Gruffuddy and the room starts spinning and I can’t concentrate…

  31. Foodycat
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    Is Madeleine Stowe’s negligee in the last pic the tasteful version of the electric blue monstrosity Cameron Diaz went out in recently?

  32. Meghan
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    clearly Jack’s eyebrows are plotting a revenge of their own against his face. Seriously, he needs a brow pencil. In person I’m sure they’re fine, but they don’t ‘translate’ so well on screen.

  33. Kelly
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    I adore Nolan. Every moment he’s on screen is gold.

  34. MK
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    Great job ladies! Please, more VENGEFUL fugcaps!

  35. Jessica B
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    “Why wear one collar when you can pop two?”

    My thoughts exactly!