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Deacon
    The rock-and-roll doucheholes that Deacon is touring with are all jealous that this hot lady reporter -- with whom he shares A Past -- is trying to mount Deacon again instead of any of them. The lead singer of the band keeps jerking Deacon around about whether he's too boring with his solos, or too selfish and flashy. Poor Deacon. The man just wants to make an honest living somewhere that has plenty of mirrors and windows he can stare into/out of while wondering what Tami is doing. Is that so much to ask?!?
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