BINGO. Cookies for all. Smarmy Label Honcho cons Tami into it by telling her that if she says no, he'll release a Greatest Hits album against her wishes. I love the idea that "Greatest Hits" is the worst possible outcome for Tami. She's not entirely wrong; it's kind of like how insane it is when celebrities who are under 35 put out a memoir without having undergone personal trauma worthy of several People covers.