Can you resist an episode where poor Lemon Breeland is forced to act as a “Grog Wench” during yet another one of BlueBell’s highly choreographed and costumed events — this time, something called Pioneer Days, where everyone lives off the grid and is assigned specific roles (like, you know, “blacksmith”) and which culminates in a Medieval Times Except With Pioneers-y meal called “First Feast” featuring speeches from Zoe and Wade in costume as the town’s founding couple? BECAUSE I CAN NOT. Again: I want to go to there.