Fug the Show: Guests on Jimmy Kimmel Sucks, hosted by Matt Damon


Nicole Kidman is, in this moment, wincing. And that’s EXACTLY what I did every time this outfit appeared on my screen.

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  1. Aphy
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    That sounds amazingly funny, wish I would have seen it. What in the world is going on with Nicole Kidman. Her head and hair look plastic. maybe she went Method for that brief grocery shopping scene in Steppford Wives and just fully committed? i didn’t recognize Demi either, yikes.

  2. Mara
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    So, I recently read some article on the internet that said, basically, “Homely women are doing fine in Hollywood. Look at Amy Adams.” and I was like, “Whaaat.” She’s so pretty.

    • LoriK
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      I read that too and my reaction was WTF? The writer is clearly both insane and a total asshat. (Also, Adele and Lady Gaga aren’t “plain” either.)

      • Kit
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        Yeah, that was apparently the reaction of the ENTIRE interwebs – and of course, the whole thing was talking about how Megan Fox is the incandescent beauty of our time and how there is no one else who could possibly compare or should even dare to try ‘cuz clearly, they’re all hags and will fail, etc.

        Which, now that I think about it, may also account for the interweb’s collective “buh-wha?!”

  3. lindsay
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    in that first picture nicole honestly looks geriatric. whatever you are doing – stop. you are a stunningly beautiful woman and you will age majestically if you just give yourself the chance!

  4. Melly
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    Boy, you make this sound so good I resent you for not DVR’ing it and posting!

    I guess in 15 years we’ll be asking why Amy and Reese don’t look like themselves anymore. Kidman isn’t that old but she’s taking the Rivers path apparently. Demi I won’t even ponder because she’s so f***d up. Nicole must have deliberately dressed for the hilarious occasion, but if you remove her hair and face I like the look!

  5. Melly
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    Plus, can we talk about Gary’s look? I strongly object to that thing around his neck.

  6. Liz
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    Demi, in her unrecognizable state, looks exactly like Minnie Driver. Maybe she did that on purpose, to lure Matt Damon back into his “Good Will Hunting” days?

    • Miranda
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      Have you seen Minnie lately? Girlfriend looks AMAZING. Poor Demi wishes she looked like her. Her work is so bad it distracted me from Nicole’s face. That’s pretty awful.

  7. Katty McNiley Ripley
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    Nicole says she stopped messing around with Botox, but I wonder if Botox quit her… Stop messing with your face, with your lips and get back to being a fiery redhead! Everytime Moulin Rouge is on TV I’m mesmarized with how stunning Nicola was…

    Demi’s face in the first picture looks like Lisa Marie character from Planet of The Apes…Tragedy!

    • Janice
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      Is that the “Eve” astronaut, that landed…dead? If so, I heartily agree.

      I first thought: “mother of the Olsen twins.”

  8. Donna
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    Nicole looks like she had to have reconstructive surgery on her teeth, jaw and lips and while the doctors tried their hardest to approximate something real, they just didn’t have the technology to get there.

  9. Sue
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    I can see / think of nothing else except giving a lapdance to Matt Damon, sorry.

  10. wordphreak
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    Seriously? Kidman is giving Damon a LAP DANCE on national television, and all you notice is her OUTFIT?!!!

  11. holly
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    Kidman = Peg Bundy.

  12. Jules
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    The show was hilariously awesome. I LOVE Matt Damon. However. The Nicole bit was cringeworthy. That lap dance was really raunchy and a bit beneath her, I thought. Even Damon said, “Wow, look at you, classing the joint up.” As for Demi, I don’t even have words. My mouth was agape the entire time she was on.

    • GFY Heather
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      She did it because Robin Williams did it, and it was carrying on a joke. I thought it was funny because it was so unexpected from her — like, it actually made her seem non-uptight.

      • mary lou bethune
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        I don’t think it worked in her favor, however. It was beneath her and was cheap – twirling him around by the tie would have been funny. Don’t these people have any imagination? I too thought Nicole would be so much lovelier just aging – it isn’t too late although it might be for Demi. What a sick place HOllywood must be- Matt and Ben would not feel compelled to have surgery, I am sure. The women should just stand together and say – Megan Fox be damned , I will not be butchered…..

        • Esme
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          “Nicole would be so much lovelier just aging”? That train left the station a long time ago. She hasn’t had her “natural” face for years; look at her in Dead Calm, Days of Thunder, or even Malice–her face is completely different now, and that’s not just from getting older and acquring cheekbones. And red hair or not, she’s never going to look like she did in Moulin Rouge! That film was made 12 years ago.

        • Jules
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          I agree. When Robin Williams did it, it was funny. When she did it, it just seemed desperate, for lack of a better word. It was just a little too much bump and grind, and all I could think was, “Keith Urban is going to love this.” I was embarrassed for her and Keith.

  13. filmcricket
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    This is a serious question, unrelated to the two women up there who may or may not know the answer intimately: once you start down the plastic road, do you have to keep going? Like, if you stop, will you suddenly resemble that Far Side cartoon where Dick Clark (RIP) aged 70 years in 10 minutes?

    I ask just because I’m trying to figure out the psychology of people who keep going back to it, even when the results clearly don’t warrant a return. Is it that they truly think they look better? Is it that they’ve gotten so used to seeing themselves one way and can’t take change? Or is it a bed that once unmade can’t be made again?

    • GFY Heather
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      I think it does require maintenance — like, once you start, i think aging makes it particularly hard not to keep refreshing. I also think it might be addictive, like getting tattoos supposedly is. But I say this without any first-hand knowledge.

  14. Jessica
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    What is up with Nicole’s hair/forehead? Is she hiding feral cats there??

  15. Jan
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    Okay I think that is just a very unfortunate screen cap on your TV, because I also watched it and Nicole looked great. or at least certainly not like that.

  16. Sarie
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    That Demi Moore coat part was soooo weird and awkward. Why on earth would you ever take off your coat and make Reece Witherspoon and Amy Adams hold it? Like, are they stagehands or something?

    That being said the rest of this was pretty funny. Matt Damon is just the best and everyone played along really well.

  17. bex
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    I’m looking at Demi Moore and getting Jordana Brewster.

  18. Sally
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    Nicole- flowers, plaids, too many colors (wished everyone had done a JK lap dance) Gary Oldman- what was that around your neck. Amy Adams- you looked adorable. Reese Witherspoon- adorable too. Demi- what happened to your face? Sarah Silverman- WHY ARE NONE OF YOU TALKING ABOUT SARAH SILVERMAN????? THE WOMAN WORE DENIM SHORTS AND OVER THE KNEE BLACK STOCKINGS! MOTHER OF PEARL WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? AND WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT?

    • Aphy
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      Probably because she wears that type of outfit a lot. Seriously, just Google it and you’ll see her in denim cut offs with over the knee black socks or tights of some kind.

  19. Caro
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    God, I’m so sick of looking at insane Demi Moore–go away and get some help– until then just stay home.

  20. Susan
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    Nicole why did you have to mess with a perfectly beautiful face. You look nothing like you did when you were in Far and Away. I loved that movie and you were so gorgeous in it, even when you looked like you had no makeup on. Like others have said you were bound to grow into a very beautiful woman with very, very little if any work on your face. Amy Adams is looking more and more like a beautiful (pre-botox) and the like Nicole. Please Amy don’t you mess with your beautiful face and hair. You are getting more and more beautiful as time goes on. A few wrinkles are natural even on younger people. Reese W you are adorable please don’t mess with whatever it is that makes you you. You are so cute and your down to earth persona does make you cuter than being a stuck up diva like most of Hollywood B1*&%#$. Demi Moore used to be much better looking than she is now I think there is no hope for her because she lost her mind and self respect. But all of this of course is my opinion so take it or leave it.

  21. Iph
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    Wow! I think that in the second picture of Demi (#7 in the series) she looks like Jennifer Grey, post-nose job. Especially, the lower part of her face — try this, look at the picture with her eyes covered and tell me that they couldn’t play sisters in some morality tale of the surgically enhanced?

  22. Ladyblahblah
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    Demi Moore seems like a cast member of Real Housewives of Wherever. The bad surgery in a desperate attempt to appear younger, the delusional sense of entitlement, and the verge-of-bubbling-over-in-public mental issues are all there.

  23. Mary
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    I didn’t even notice initially what anyone was wearing, because this show was HILARIOUS. I’m not a regular viewer of his show, and only caught it because of Dish’s Primetime Live recording and an afternoon of nothing better to do than look through my DVR. But I’m so glad that I I did. But now that you mention it, I did notice that NK’s outfit was a little off, and that DM looked *different*, but everyone else looked great.

  24. Elizabeth Adams
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    Amy Adams has on a Helmut Lang bra on the Matt Damon/Jimmy Kimmel show.

  25. Sajorina
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    Why did I not see this? What rock was I under? This looks like so much fun… I have to watch it on Hulu or YouTube ASAP!

  26. CJG
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    Amy Adams looked so natural and fresh and gorgeous (and that amazing hair!), that I would have been cringing if I had to sit next to her. Even if I were Nicole Kidman. Like others, I too had my draw hanging as I watched Demi Moore. WTF?

  27. CJG
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    sorry…jaw

  28. Heather Henderson
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    Omg, she looks so weird in that first picture! Almost like a plastic doll!

    http://www.hsquaredfashion.com/

  29. Tessa
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    Big hair, loud top and cropped pants – yep, Nicole looks like Peggy Bundy.

  30. UhSayAgain
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    I remember seeing a quote from Nicole about how she had done fillers or Botox at one point, years ago and she realized it froze her face, she couldn’t emote, her face is important for acting, etc… now it appears she only does them right before awards season. Why do them at all if you’re happy enough with your looks to not do them the other 50 weeks of the year? And do you feel you don’t have to emote in red carpet photos? My other quibble is that if you’re going to do them, just own up to it and tell people you don’t care if anyone else likes it.

  31. andnowyoutellme
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    I may have nightmares just from that one photo of Nicole. I used to really admire her work as an actress, but I haven’t been able to watch her in anything since she started messing with her face. Looks like it’s gotten Joan Rivers-style out of control. Such a shame. Such a waste of talent. I wish these women would look at Connie Britton and Kristin Scott Thomas and Charlotte Rampling and realise that if you are stunning when you’re younger, you’ll still look stunning when you get a little older… if you just leave it be. You’ll also project an air of confidence, rather than an air of self-loathing. It’s sexy.

  32. Kit
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    Okay, WHY does Nicole Kidman look like Rebel Wilson DOING Nicole Kidman??!!

    I know we’re supposed to be talking about her outfit, but I am equal parts entranced/freaked out by her face in this first pic. I literally can’t look away…

  33. anne
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    she’s a joke

  34. Rosa
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    When Nicole Kidman first walked out I said to my husband, WTF is up with her face?! It’s not MOVING. His reply: ‘That’s so creepy. Why would she do that? She’s a beautiful woman who did NOT need to be fixed.’ I couldn’t agree more. The outfit was just plain hideous but I really wish she’d stop messing with her face. It does, indeed, look plastic.
    I had absolutely no idea who rode up on the bicycle. I also thought it was maybe Cher when I first saw her. It wasn’t until Matt Damon (who was delightful throughout the entire bit) actually said her name, that I had any idea that it was Demi Moore. Can’t even pinpoint why. Weird.

  35. Mimi
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    Kidman and Oldman. Was that deliberate, Heather?