And in Georgina wanders, bitter as a BeDazzled rage cloud. She wants the Blair chapter, and figures out that Dan won't give it to her because he's hoping to win back Ms. Waldorf. Dan pretends it's not done and gives her the Chuck chapter instead, in which he makes Chuck out to be the Man of the Year for reasons I can't remember. I think he's trying to fuel Chuck's righteous hunt against his father, so that he can convince Blair that Chuck will never be free of that crusade and thus will never prioritize being with her. But it's Dan, so who the hell knows. He might just have brain warts.