This is the first hour of the two-hour premiere, which I watched on TNT’s iPad app, which is… not great, and led to lots of stopping and startin. The upshot is that you can all track what time of day it was when I took every screen grab, and how charged my iPad was or was not. Such an exciting journey. Now, let’s celebrate the return of John Ross’s magnificent-bastard face, and then cry every time we see Hagman. I’m worried the Hagbrows’ unusual calmness should have foretold his health problems. Did we miss a large keratin-based sign? Sniffle.