That made my day, as always.
Aww, Seacrest! I hope you feel better!
The first slide is pure hilarity, simply because you KNOW that was Jenny’s face when she heard Boooooyonce was crowned “Most Beautiful.”
I think this is the best pretend-Jennifer EVER! Muchos besos!
I cannot see Jennifer Lopez, or even Dania Ramirez, without thinking HOLA, and it always makes me laugh.
Only one at a time – like that is so hard! Gold.
Is J-Lo the new Charro?
If I ever meet her…I’m going to assume this is what she talks like. All. The. Time. And if she says a word, I’m just going to giggle non-stop.
I was having a really dreadful day, but then I saw not only the Kanye post but JLo as well.
I feel soooo much better now. All I needed was a good laugh (or two).
Besos a Heather por la Yo. Is it my imagination, or are the skin shots just a little less glowy hard/soft perfection than usual? Like the abs in 2 seem un poco poochy (word? I don’t know), and I swear there was the slightest hint of something cellulite adjacent on her inner thigh. Are you showing us the less perfect pictures now that she is no longer the most beautiful mujer en el mundo and the world?
Hi, my comment is being moderated, which happens to me often. I am really curious, what is the magic word I keep using? I didn’t swear or say someone was ugly or fat. I did use the word cellulite, but that’s a first.
[This is Heather: I have NO IDEA. I looked at your last comment and maybe it was "hard/soft"? I didn't see any of our trigger words...]
Upon reflection on slide 8, maybe it’s a self-tanner accident? Regardless, there is something subpar about those gams in that photo.
As usual, hilarious FakeLo post. The slide commentary is comic gold! (no pun intended, given JLo’s first outfit)
These posts are the best part of American Idol. SInce I haven’t watched the show since 2004, I really don’t know how it is these days, but the outfits, guest singers, and stages make me think I am not missing much.
I love the last pic! Did Seacrest just barf?
Love, love, love GFY JLo.
I think her legs look fantastic … but how in the world does she sit down in that dress??
That was my thought too! and the woman in the first picture looks like Lt. Van Buren’s funky younger sister!
Love these posts Heather…comic genius. Seriously though..as someone who doesn’t idol or see much of her on tv…does JLo really say Hola Lovers??? If so..I really have to hear it!
She tweets it all the time, but never says it — the posts are intended as caricatures.
Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! This is sooooo GOOD! Now, seriously, those AWESOME SHOES she’s wearing in the Legs by Gillette Venus Razors’ picture are TO DIE FOR!!! I want them so badly…
That head to toe gold outfit is killing me. I’m scarred for life!
She looks like a Romulan Queen.
My bad- I meant Klingon Queen. Damn!
“They should get married and give birth to babies who wear scarves.”
People say LOL all the time but I actually did. At this.