Fug The Road

Let me begin with how HAPPY I am that Kristen Stewart has another movie out, because I feel like I’ve exhausted every play-on-fug with all the titles on her resume that I remember without the aid of IMDb (and I didn’t want to have to dig up In The Land of Women, because I promise you nobody wants that).

Now let us move on to the formal shorts — and yes, I checked other pictures, and they really do appear to be shorts.

I really do not like the aesthetic here — it’s the blah old black-on-taupe thing, shot through with equally fatiguing lace and a shot of tiresome sideboob. I don’t think this piece adds anything fresh nor delightful to any of those things. Well, perhaps there is one angle: I cannot be completely sure whether those are separates, or all one outfit. We could be in Lingerie-Romperville, an exclusive and very snooty hamlet in Intimates County that doesn’t tax its residents because the personal price of being seen in one is toll enough.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (26):

  1. vron

    I think her face looks good! Maybe (gasp) a bit of a smile? Plus I like her makeup (if I continue to hate her disheveled hair).

    • KB

      I thought this too – finally we see a somewhat jovial look on her face instead of that sullen starlet crap. Love the make-up, too – finally she is neither sans fards nor raccoon-eyed.

      Now … is it wrong that I would like to see her get a trainer? (Assuming she doesn’t have one.) She’s one of those skinny-but-untoned types and just looks kind of soft and sickly.

  2. Eliza Bennett

    Aargh, the unrepentant sideboob.

  3. Stefanie

    Im choosing to focus on the fact that her head looks really good. Being done with Twilight seems to be suiting her.

  4. Brenna

    Her makeup looks great – I even like her hair. I’m not crazy about the outfit or the shoes, but she does have killer legs. It makes me want to go to the gym.

    • paige

      Her legs are fine, but they are a result of her being naturally thin, not of working out. An example of thin legs achieved from working out would be Carrie Underwood, or even Kate Middleton.

  5. CakesOnAPlane

    that takes some textile-based magic, to make tiny Kristen look this lumpy and bumpy up top…and also, is that a gap in the front button seam???

  6. Sandra

    Oh dear!

  7. Nancy

    outfit is horrible but she looks awesome. confused.

  8. TaraMisu

    SHE looks great… the romper, not so much. It looks like something I attempted to sew in Jr high… and the shoes are fugly.

  9. Peggy L.

    Have to throw in with everyone else-SHE looks great, but the Victoria’s Secret knockoff from eBayis not a great choice. But, if it makes her look this relaxed, I am all for it.

  10. roser

    For me, she just never gets it right. This is a mess. Formal shorts?

  11. Helen

    Still too much foundation, but, big improvement in the makeup. Hair is nice!

    The outfit, however, looks like something Belle de Jour would wear to greet a client, either in his room or her apartment. Belle would have the good taste to never, never wear it outside.

  12. Alma

    Ugh I hate those shoes. And paired with the shorts, her legs just look….spaghetti-y?

  13. Susan

    She looks great. I love this whole look. The shoes go with the shorts.

  14. Rayna

    Can’t believe I actually used to LIKE this black lace over taupe thing.

    Nothing against K Stew, but this romper (yeah, I think it’s one piece) is one reason I no longer do.

  15. mary lou bethune

    She never runs out of bad taste. She is looking pretty and clean ‘though.

  16. TonyG

    I don’t know if this is a romper. If it is a romper, then in the magnified version of the pic you can see there are serious seam issues going on at the waist — check out the right side (our right, not her right) where there is definitely separation between top and bottom.

    I think it’s formal shorts. The top seems tucked to me because of the asymmetry of how it enters the pants.

    If I’m right, I don’t mind the shorts, but the top design I hate and it doesn’t fit quite right (a smidge too small? bra support needed?).

    I do like the shoes, though not with this outfit.

  17. gypsy

    The top has a very “Gunne Sax” gone wild vibe.

  18. Sajorina

    I love it! 14 year old me desperately wants to wear that shirt & shorts set! And, now, 34 year old me wants to desperately wear those booties! COVET! She looks so pretty… FAB!

  19. house mouse

    I don’t love the way that thing is fitting her, but her hair and make-up look great and she seems a lot less sour than usual, so I’ll take it.

  20. Erin

    I kind of hate myself for saying this, but…I think girlfriend is kinda pulling this off? Maybe it’s because her face looks great and she’s almost *gasp* smiling!
    That being said, I would make the shorts solid black. And can we maybe put a COLOUR under all this black lace? One that doesn’t run in the nude/taupe/beige family? I’M JUST SO BORED OF BLACK LACE OVER NUDE.

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  22. Lila

    Okay, everybody please stop with the *gasp*ing. She smiles plenty nowadays. Her sullen face is a thing of past Twilight press tours.

    And anyway, this thing is ugly and unflattering, but it’s not the ugliest thing she’s worn. I think it might’ve looked good if it was shapelier. It looks like what I wear to bed.

  23. Lily1214

    Stretch lace and shorts. Wonderful.