Over the last few years or so, something interesting has happened: I have started to like Mariah Carey. I don’t know why. I think I must find her amusing or something. It certainly helps that her most recent video features Kenneth the Page from 30 Rock. And EVERYTHING is better with some Kenneth the Page mixed in. In fact, I think this cover could have used some Kenneth:
See? All better. Now I’m not fixated on her dragilicious eye make-up/possibly painted-on eyebrows anymore, nor do I find myself listing uncontrollably to the side to match her head positioning. Kenneth the Page has anchored the whole operation. Bless him.