So, is one 705 BEST LOOKS “Unseasonably Christmas-y Smugness, With a Hint of Greasy Hair on a Person Who Has Verifiably Really Great Hair”? Because otherwise I just don’t get this cover.
PS: I’m pretty sure the “real Kate Moss” is the SAME Kate Moss you’ve all been shoveling down our throats for the last twenty years, but thanks. I still don’t care about her wedding this weekend (other, of course, than hoping that people show up at it wearing, like, lobsters on their heads and short shorts made of fur). In fact, I don’t actually care about her at all. I know, I know, this is a sin unlike no other and I expect someone to arrive at my door any moment to drag me away to Fashion Prison, where I will be tossed in cell with a woman who just said, “I think Marc Jacobs is really overrated,” and another who recently opined that she’s pretty sure Anna Wintour is wearing a wig. You can imprison me, but you can never rehabilitate me!