Um, here’s the thing. I’ve seen lots of pictures of Anne Hathaway in my time, right?
Did she always look so…rabbit-y? I’m pretty sure the answer is no. Which makes me wonder if perhaps her rather over-bite-y expression here is not actually due to some kind of magical Two Front Teeth Extra Toothifying Serum that she accidentally took, mistaking it for mouthwash, but rather to the fact that maybe a certain famously bobbed editrix made an off-hand comment in the Conde Nast elevator to the effect that maybe it might be, shall we say, hilariously devilish if Ms Hathaway didn’t exactly look her very best while splashed across America’s newsstands. Just this once.