The dress isn’t my problem.
It’s nice, it’s low-key… with those shoes, it might be better if it were shorter, but we are not feuding. That dress is not banned from my front porch, I am not filing a restraining order, and I did not block it on Facebook.
But I’m not so sure about what I’m seeing in close-up.
Now suddenly the sequins look a little cheaper (I just made an “It’s a Monet” joke in another post, but it applies here, too; seriously, Clueless was wise before its time), and her makeup is super distracting to me. Blurry brown shadow and hot pink lipstick don’t gel with either the dress or her face. Basically, I’m having a wah-waaaah moment. Sometimes a noise is worth a thousand words.