The idea of this is okay, but the cut of the pants really molds my cheese, and not in a sexy Stilton kind of way.

Worse, in some photos, it gave her some vicious — and faintly baggy — cameltoe. I don’t know how to solve it and keep the short jacket, so I’m guessing “return directly to Go, do not collect $200″ is the answer. Although I suppose this is more of a “do not collect $2,000″ situation.

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