It’s a very basic question:
Is this adorably spangly and totally appropriate for Vegas, OR is it one step removed from a low-level figure-skating exhibition?
You be the judge:
Why do petite women so rarely think to shorten straps? That is sitting way too low on her chest. It looks terrible.
And yet, clearly, she did hem it – the work is sloppy and obvious, and also, it’s too short even before the strap-shortening that should’ve been done.
AND it’s too big in the middle, and shapeless.
Great fabric – pity it’s been so badly abused.
This is a mess.
I feel like the loose shape keeps it from being figure-skating-esque.
Her face looks so fresh and BEAUTIFUL! I think she should rock the more low key face on the red carpet more often.
Both, but still an upgrade from BoHo-inspired Fug Madness Champion days.
It would be totally cute if the bodice was yanked up about three inches.
It’s like a Slutty Figure Skater Halloween costume. Minus the skates.
I’m one of the 40-odd percent who really liked it. Love the colour and pattern. A little more coverage up top would be better I guess but so long as the tape holds it looks fine to me.
It doesn’t quite have enough sleeves or illusion netting to fit my figure skating criteria. I do, however, have a nightgown in that exact same shape, minus the bling.
This is the best outfit I’ve seen her in since…not sot sure when, but I’ll take it as a win!
Like the dress, like the shoes. Just not together. Those shoes are too constructed for the look.
Exactly. Why are stars so afraid of sexy, laid back footwear?
There are no options to hate this nightie.
HOW DOES 82% OF FUG NATION THINK THIS IS CUTE
SHE IS CUTE
THIS DRESS IS A SPARKLY HEFTY BAG OF DESPAIR
IT IS THE FORMAL VERSION OF THE FUG MADNESS WINNING LACE BELLBOTTOMS
IT HAS NOT ONLY RENDERED ME UNABLE TO TYPE IN ANYTHING EXCEPT CAPSLOCK, IT HAS ALSO REMOVED MY ABILITY TO USE PERIODS
ALSO, PLEASE – THE HUDGERNAUT WAS LESS BOHO THAN HOBO LAST YEAR
Might end up an exhibition of something else…
Yep. If she tried to figure-skate in that thing her boobs would go flying right out of it. Or even if she tried to lean ever so slightly off the vertical.
I . . .I just hate the shoes so much.
As a former figure competitive figure skater, I’d like to point out I would NEVER be caught dead in this on the ice. You can’t even make the “but it looks good moving!” argument with this one.
All I can think iof when I look at this is one of the JOSHWAAA episodes of Friends, when Rachel has to bluff her way through wearing a negligee with his parents. ‘America – not ready yet’. Seriously. This is nightwear, no?
As my (88 year old) mother would say – “Young lady…dress, or slip”? She still wears the occasional slip – even thought NONE of them are this short. This is virtually a teddy. How can she even bend over in it?
To be that young again… I love this and would wear it in a heartbeat after getting it tailored so it fits on top (and adding an inch to compensate in the bottom).
Maybe people are confused by the fact that her face looks so great? It’s hypnotizing them into thinking this isn’t a tragic, ugly mess?
I mean…seriously, guys. Those shoes alone are so hideous, they’ve struck me temporarily blind.
Where is the option to choose “She looks cute in her nightie.”
I think if it were tailored to fit and she did something more with her hair, that this would look cute. Maybe a ponytail and some shine serum would do the trick.