Anyway, I’m not sure what to say about somebody’s Very Special Day. Mostly, I just wanted us all to huddle around the faux-wedding album together and gossip affectionately the way people do when, in their hungover hazes, they gather around each other’s iPhones and compare snaps from the festivities and wonder why that one dude is holding a fork in all of them. Anne seems happy, and I hope that is true, and obviously nobody wants to take that away from her. Certainly I do not. I also think these photos — the ones taken down on the ground by the photographer she actually hired — probably looked incredibly striking. But as for the veil, well, I look at it this way: If you were at a friend’s wedding and you are terribly fond of her but you secretly thought she was hiding her surprisingly cute pixie cut with an overwhelming headpiece, you’d probably whisper to another friend, “I love her and I want her to be happy, but one day she might regret that from the neck up she looks like she escaped from the hospital after a head injury and married the dude who found her hiding in his barn.” And so it is here.
[Photos: Splash, INF, Fame/Flynet]