Okay, so generally, I think The Rock is a skilled chef, because whatever he’s cooking smells delicious.

But that shirt takes me back to a time of steamed carrots and dates and, like, poached chicken, in my grandmother’s kitchen, and cookbooks from Good Housekeeping and Better Homes & Gardens. It’s not all bad — times were simpler, there were more soap operas, Frisco and Felicia were still a thing on General Hospital and HE WAS PRESUMED DEAD AND LIVING IN A TUNNEL AND HIS BROTHER TONY WAS BLIND AND YET HE SENSED FRISCO’S PRESENCE AND HE CRIED AND SO DID I — but I’m not sure it’s his best look.

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